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I was a good little kidum, I love my parents! But sometimes I get to thinking about what they had done if I wasn't... 0_0

Faulkie Wrote:Let's remind everyone never to impregnate her.

*Cough*

*Runs*

*twitch* ... *DEATHLY GLARE* Oh you better get #$*&ing back here!!! *runs after Faulkie with claws ready for use*

Gah! Little help here?? It's like being her poor defenceless child!

Haha makes me wonder what Pink would do if one of her kids opened their presents early.

Faulkie Wrote:Gah! Little help here?? It's like being her poor defenceless child!

Haha makes me wonder what Pink would do if one of her kids opened their presents early.

I'll save you, Faulkie!

Uhh...on second thought, I've got a life ahead of me...SOOOO...bye! *runs*

Well, due to no resistance from anyone... tomorrow's lunch menu will consist of Faulkie and onions. Bon appetite! *sly grin*

As for what I'd do if my kid opened their present early... I'd return it and get my money back. More money for me, and delivers a memorable punishment. I'll be less cruel to the little brats when they prove they've got some maturity in them.

Wait... we have a forum lunch menu? :O

Haha actually that's surprisingly fair. You try to be greedy, you get no presents. I like it.

*Runs away again*

If I were to have Kids that opened their presents early then:
1: Call the cops
2: Take them to court
3: have them sent to Prison for thinking time
4: When they come home, they'll be full grown and matured plus strong.
5: They are strong and they can kill people D:

kaworu_nagisa Wrote:If I were to have Kids that opened their presents early then:
1: Call the cops
2: Take them to court
3: have them sent to Prison for thinking time
4: When they come home, they'll be full grown and matured plus strong.
5: They are strong and they can kill people D:

I don't want to be your kid either.:S

Not that I open presents early mind you, but so far people scare me here. And Faulkie and onions? *holds out plate* Please.