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Check these, there the lyrics to the awfully different song!

Awfully Different

Both: You and I are so awfully different

Too awfully different

To ever be pals

Stewie: Do you want to go first

Brian: Yeah I'll go

Your favorite hero is the Marquis de Sade

Stewie: You're one to talk

You get a stiffie from Phylicia Rashad

Brian: Oh one time

Stewie: I've a style flair

Just look at my hip hair

Brian: Yeah that's quite a nice doo there

Stewie: Oh thanks

Brian: For me to poop on

Stewie: What?

Brian: Oh come on, you look like Charlie Brown

Stewie: Bite me Snoopy

Both: There's not a whole lot

That we've got to agree on

Brian: Cause I love the strains of a classical score

Stewie: And I like that singer who looks like a whore

Brian: Ricky Martin?

Stewie: Love him

Both: We're to different to ever be pals

You and I are (Do Do Do) so awfully different

Too awfully different (Do Do Do)

To ever be pals (Do Do Do Do Do Do Do)

Brian: Your head's as massive as a meteorite

Stewie: Very funny

You have a weenie like a Christmas tree light

Brian: I'd bet money you'll marry a honey

Who's pretty and funny

And her name'll be Ted

Stewie: A gay joke

Brian: I just work with what you give me

Both: You might think we're in sync

But we stink as a duo

Brian: Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts

Stewie: And you get a kick out of stroking your--

Brian: Woah, you can't say that on TV

Stewie: What, ego?

Brian: Never mind

Both: We're too different to ever be pals (top)

Quote:Originally posted by Mini_Bert
Psychiatrist: Does stewie have a history of violence?
Lois:No, hitting peter was the first violent thing he's ever done.
Stewie: Well technically my first act of violence was that time bomb I left ticking in your uterus, happy 50th birthday lois.

HA!

Lmao, that was a great one.

Remember the time when, Peter skips work and takes the kids to a Red Sox game? Peter catches a foul ball and gives it to Stewie:

Stewie: Hey, kid, I trade you my souveneir ball for your souveneir bat. (They trade, stewie hits him with the bat, and takes the ball back)"What did you learn?"

lmao

LOL! My friends were talking about that one the other day. I think it was the baseball game one, where louis is like, " The kids shouldn't play hooky," and then peter is like, oh come on, it can be educational, and then i shows these two guys and they r like, where is bob? Ok, lets c, if his car goes at an average of 50 m/h..... That was funny.

No it goes, wheres bob? Well you tell me, if bob's house is 3 miles away and bob travels at 10 miles an hour, how long will it take him to get here? *thinks* depends if he stops to see his hoe. That's what we call a variable.

Lol

Ahh, so many funny family guys. Have u seen the super power one?

hahah that was a good one

I have to fart, but i dont know which way to lean on. lol. and also. " do wat we say or we will kill u," *meg grows claws* " is that all u can do?" *scrapes person who said that* " Oww. That kind of hurt. is it bleeding? no, but that actually kind of hurt."

"Star trek twelve, so very tired." "Captain clingons off the starboard boad" "Again with the clingons. Mr Scott give me full power." "It's not good captain! I can't reach the control panels!" lol that was good. And then the episode where peter becomes the president of the company when its a tobacco company. The guy gets the dog "Pull!" they toss out the dog and he shoots it. lol It's like shooting skeet

That Star Trek bit was actually from the Simpsons, i watched the episode it was from yesterday on Sky One! lol

Oh wait.. now i remember. Nevermind