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Psychiatrist: Does Stewie have a history of violence?
Lois:No, hitting Peter is the first act of violenece stewie's ever done.
*Peter is holding a bandage on his head*
Stewie: Well technically my first act of violence was when I left that time bomb ticking in your uterus, happy 50th birthday lois......
Psychiatrist: Do you know how this happend?
Peter:I know who's responsible, but if I told you Lois would kill me.
Lois:NOW HOLD ON HERE!


Sorry I'm bored, need to do something.

Bang your head on the wall....that can be entertaining if you believe it to be

Ok! *bangs head against wall* that was fun......I think someone's trying to kill me....

Everyone is against you now...except me...

...puts the sword behind his back...

No not everyone....only about half of them........well I can take some of you...........

Hmm...this will be fun...

Y does everyone hate me...........well not everyone but stillll............

I don't hate you, your alright I guess.

You said "I guess"....waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..............I'm only joking..........I'm just mad and sad at the same time.......ask me why and I"LL KILL YOU! Ok? Ok. I'm going to go and eat somthing..........

Why? You can't kill me. Sorry, I have 503 other people who want to do that it in the UK ALONE! I'll have to add you to the list....

Remeber Mini Bert, You're in my fanfic...I don't hold anything against you as I don't know you well enough.