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how bout this one...

Peter-YATZEE!!
*stands up(naked) and pelvicly thrusts at Meg)
Peter-In your face! IN YOUR FACE!!
Meg-AAAHHH!!!!

I don't think this one was used:
Peter: Hmmm.... (looks at coffin) How much is this one?
Salesman: $1000.
Peter: I'll give you $100.
Salesman: What?
Peter: I'll give you $50.
Salesman: That's less than the first one!
Peter: I'll give you $2000.
Salesman: But that's twice what it's worth!
Brian: I'm sorry. He doesn't know how to haggle.

Well, I came up with another one and I didn't want anyone stealing it:

Stewie: I have to call Lois. (walks up to phone) Now what is my phone number? I know! 867-5309! Wait.... Dam you Tommy Two Tone! Okay, only one way to do this then. 111-1111. Lois? Damn! 111-1112! Lois? Damn!

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thanks for the info man! It's appreciated. Oh and here's an ever popular quote.
After Stewie has grown very fat, he is sitting on his porch trying to eat ice cream, however, his arms are now too short to reach his mouth.
Stewie: Damn you ice cream, get in my mouth! You dare to disobey me!?
*Mother and baby walk by, staring at Stewie*
Stewie: What are you looking at you stupid...infantile...ugh...damn you and such....*Falls asleep*

ROFL! That's my favorite moment of Season 2 Unless you count Wasted Talent. Now THAT is what you call an animie sitcom!

lol that's a hilarious episode *walks out on stage and burps very loudly*

Louis: Shoves a beer down peter's throat. Now make sure your trills are clean and watch the liguata in the 4th measure, go!
Peter: (Laughes in a drunk manner, then sits on stool the wrong way, burps loudly and begins to play)
Louis: (Turns peter around)
Peter: (Plays off by an octive)
Louis: (Moves him to right octive)
Peter: (Plays amazing song) *Audience Cheers*
Peter: We did it, Brian
(Peter and louis bow, then peter falls over) lmao, it's even funnier if you actually see it.

no thx pal i don't take coupons from chickens not after the last time.

hey son is that a ham under your top oh no its just a fat kid hey guys take a look at this fat kid wanna choc bar tubby lol.

it was the Mary Tylor Moore Show's theme and that's why they showed Mary Tylor Moore at the end and she throws up her hat and freezes (that's what happened at the end of the opening theme).