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Faulkie: Maybe... I like wearing other peoples socks.
???: Why?
Faulkie: You again? Who are you?
???: I am... Darth Vader!

M: Darth Vader? Uh huh. Right. You really expect me to belive that?
???: Yes.
M: Say "Yesh" like Sean Connery.
???: Yesh, like Sean Connery.
M: Baka. *??? stares at Melfi and Faulkie*
M&Faulkei: What're you lookin at!?

Melfi Wrote:M: Darth Vader? Uh huh. Right. You really expect me to belive that?
???: Yes.
M: Say "Yesh" like Sean Connery.
???: Yesh, like Sean Connery.
M: Baka. *??? stares at Melfi and Faulkie*
M&Faulkei: What're you lookin at!?

Faulkie: Wait, your not Vader, you're Jerry!
M: Off Ben and Jerry ice cream?
Faulkie: Yes, but where's Ben?
???: He had a gambling problem, he's in vegas!
M: I think the Darth vader story was more beleiveable!

??? Now Jerry: Well....The real reason I'm here is....
M&Faulkie: What?
Jerry: To collect socks.
Faulkie: Socks?
Jerry: Yes, socks.
M: Hey, wait a minute...You're the dude who hangs out in the dryer and steals socks!
Jerry: I've been caught!
M&Faulkie: Give us our socks back! Now!

F: We need socks to live!
J: That's the idea
M: You feind!
J: With these socks I can complete my sock powered nuclear bomb that will go off in approx. 3 seconds... 3...
F: No!
J: 2...
M: Gasp!
J:1...
F: Melfi, I love.....
BANG
J: Now that was a small explosion... NOT ENOUGH SOCKS!!!

M: HA! You'll never have enough socks as long as I li....Wait......Faulkie, what were you about to say just now?
J: *stares blankley*

Joe: you are amongst the most vicious of monsters if you steal the precious socks from peoples feet.
Jerry: Yes, perhaps i am...what shall you do about it.
Joe: OH ill show you what ill do! *lunges at Jerry with sword drawn*
Jerry: *Uses his amazing sock snatching power to steal the socks from Joes feet and distract him* *WAAAPs Joe with the force of all the socks hes stolen*
Joe: Eaagh *flies back through the wall*
Yusuke: Holy crap! Alright you bastard! SPIRIT GUN *fires his spirit gun*
Jerry: hmph *creates a sock barrier and blocks the blast*
Yusuke: Wha...?
Jerry: i dont see why you fools insist on fighting me, im merely here for your socks...

M: Joe! Yusuke! Be carefull dang you!
Joe&Yusuke: A little late to say that! *Melfi smiles patheticly*
M: Maybe I'll give this a try! *gathers spirit energy in hand and turns it into a crystal sword* DIIIEEE SOCK MAN!!!!! *runs at Jerry. Slashes*
J: Aaaaaahhh! I'm hit!

F: Melfi, we can work this out! What? Where did my socks go??
M: Noooo! He's getting stronger!
*Jerry grows*
F: Uh oh... what we gonna do now?
*Rummages in pocket*
F: I'll use caster shell number 22, sock deflector! Muhahaha!

M: Joe! Yusuke! Get off yer asses and help us!!
Yusuke: I'm trying! I'm buried in socks!
M: Rrrrr. C'mon Faulkie!
M&Faulkie: DOUBLE SOCK REFLECTION!!!
All of the socks launched be Jerry came shooting back at him, knocking him down