All of the sudden Issac falls from the sky and brakes his neck, killing himself. He is then followed by his friends Keif, and Kent. (Note that all of them are dead. I was just waiting for a good spot to be stupid.)
Then the nurse from the hospital appears from nowhere and heals all the heroes before disappearing into the shadows
However, she left them a talking bread knife, which let them all know that "Approximate values of roots of equations can be found using the bisection method, decimal search, linear interpolation or Newton-Raphson's method"...
it also said that what it just said was so boring it took its own life.with its last words it said tell pythagorous i love him. confused but couragous the heroes struggled on until they ran into a. ....
large teleporter which transported them into the mines.
In the mines they found a gorilla made from match sticks which was piloted by a magic potato :o.
One bout of rafoie and the match sticks burned away and fried the potato so they all had something to eat
YOu get stuffed and the potatoes gave you food poisening!
Then from the shadows of the mines Soul Reaver comes out and gives you medicine to heal the food piosining and the heroes move on with Soul Reaver by their side they cant lose!!!!or can they.......also while they were moving through the mines they find a phone soul reaver calls grandmasterT and shadow and tells them to come they teleport there but suddenly grandmastert remembered he had a date with his girlfriend so he had to leave then shadow left realizin after being killed 13times by baranz he was too weak to fight so shadow left too leavin soul reaver there to move on with the heroes.