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Ooooo Really?? ok u may kill me in those battles!!!....Or maybe not...

(This is the tale of a battle between old friends...The date was unknown, but it is rumoured to be during the second story.)

Prologue-Mini_Bert and DarkMagician were walking along the forest together, having a chitchat. Everything was peaceful, until a certain topic came up...

*PLAY CAELUM-PSO3*

Mini_Bert: So, DarkMagician, how are things going with you and Sakura?

DarkMagician: ...shut up...

Mini_Bert: What? Just wondered if you were together yet...

DarkMagician: I said to shut up! I dislike speaking of topics such as these...

Mini_Bert: Uh-huh... You are not interested in her then?

DarkMagician: Yeah, uninterested. Now drop it...

Mini_Bert: Sooo, uhh...why are you blushing then?

*DarkMagician draws his Sorcerors Cane*

DarkMagician: I warn you one last time Mini_Bert! I am in no mood for this...

Mini_Bert: Heh, I guess Sakura wasn't in the mood last night either...when you were sighing over her...

DarkMagician: You...you take that back!!!

Mini_Bert: Hahahah!

*DarkMagician smashes Mini_Bert over the head with his cane*

Mini_Bert: AAAGH!

Mini_Bert-hp:437/519

DarkMagician: I warned you! You brought it on yourself!

*Mini_Bert draws his Agito*

Mini_Bert: You'll not get away with that...Have at you!

*BATTLE!*

DarkMagician-hp: 469/469

Mini_Bert-hp:437/519

*Mini_Bert slashes at DarkMagician, who narrowly evades it*

DarkMagician: Not enough!

Mini_Bert: Hahh!

*Punches DarkMagician, sending him sprawling*

DarkMagician: Gaaah!

DarkMagician-hp: 391/469

*As DarkMagician struggles to get up, Mini_Bert smashes him over the head with Agito*

DarkMagician-hp: 278/469

Mini_Bert: If you want to give up, I will let you. For ALL of your materials!

*DarkMagician grunts, as he teleports*

Mini_Bert: What!?

*DarkMagician reappears behind Mini_Bert, and hits him with Gibarta, freezing him*

Mini_Bert-hp: 381/519

Mini_Bert: !!!

DarkMagician: Idiot...FOIE!

Mini_Bert-hp: 301/519

*DarkMagician slashes with his cane, just as Mini_Bert breaks free*

Mini_Bert-hp: 264/519

Mini_Bert: That's it! I've been going easy on you until now! Now you will pay!

*The Agito sends out a mist substance*

DarkMagician: !!!

*Mini_Bert slashes overhead, but does not get DarkMagician with an instant kill*

DarkMagician-hp: 143/469

DarkMagician: Gnngk...

*Casts Foie, Mini_Bert dodges, counterattacks with a flurry of slashes*

DarkMagician-hp: 35/469

*DarkMagician kneels from pain*

*Mini_Bert stays his hand, as DarkMagician holds out his hands*

Mini_Bert: Hah! You give up against my awesome power now?

DarkMagician: ...stupid fool fell for it! Hahahahahah!!!

Mini_Bert: ???

*A huge blast of Pure Magic emanates from DarkMagician's outstretched hands, draining his own health. Mini_Bert was ususpecting, and gets it full-on*

DarkMagician-hp: 1/469

*DarkMagician collapses*

Mini_Bert-hp: 4/519

Mini_Bert: B-bast..ard...

*Mini_Bert collapses*

*Just then, Logan and Sakura walk by, looking for them*

Logan: Heh, man those guys must have enjoyed their picnic! Look at them...sleeping it off...

Sakura: Yeah... *sniffs* Hey Logan... can you smell...blood?

Logan: Probably just some booma that tried to get some food, and got 'turned down' heh.

Sakura: You're probably right. These two have enough sense between them not to do anything stupid anyway...

Logan: Come on! Let's go back. I need feeding!

*They walk off, as Mini Bert's quivering arm rises, then falls back to the ground silent...*

THIS IS ANOTHER. SEPERATE ONE. IT DID NOT FIT IN ONE POST, SO THE NEXT POST IS THE REST OF THIS.

This is a tale of a battle between Infinete and PETE. They had been off fighting monsters, and PETE came across a luck material. They argued over it...

PETE:I'm telling you, I found it, therefore I get to keep it! Do you understand!?

Infinete:Yeah, but I need it more than you! So...Give it to me now!

*PLAY FOREST-PSO3*

PETE-hp:570

Infinete-hp:489

PETE:Never! If you want it so bad...fight me for it!

Infinete:Fine! Have at you!

*they dash at each other, PETE tries to slash at Infinete, but Infinete jumps over PETE's head*

Infinete:Ha! *kicks PETE in the back of the head*

PETE-hp:436/570

PETE:That's it! *he slashes at him, and hits Infinete's leg*

Infinete-hp:412/489

Infinete:Aargh! BASTARD! *casts foie at PETE*

PETE:AAAGH!! IT BURNS!!!

PETE-hp:324/570

PETE:Eeeat...this! *casts gibarta*

*Infinete is frozen*

Infinete-hp:351/489

PETE:Now...*shatters the ice with a kick*

Infinete:AAaah!!!

Infinete-hp:278/489

*PETE tries to stab Infinete, misses. Infinete smacks PETE on the head with his weapon*

PETE-hp:264/570

PETE:That's it!

*PETE's limit break!*

PETE:BLADE BEAM!

Infinete-hp:136/489

Infinete:RAAAAGH!

*Infinete's limit break!*

Infinete:GREASE LIGHTNING!

PETE-hp:148/570

PETE:huff...you will never win!

Infinete:Oh yeah? *casts zonde*

PETE:Gaaah!

PETE-hp:096/570

PETE:Gnnn...not...yet! *jumps above Infinete, slashes his sword down*

Infinete:Grraagh!

Infinete-hp:061/489

Infinete:It...will...be...mine! *casts gifoie*

PETE:Yeaaah!

PETE-hp:000/570

*PETE dies, casts auto-life*

PETE-hp:057/570

PETE:Urrrgh...raaa! *slashes Infinete multiple times*

Infinete-hp:013/489

Infinete:.....*casts foie*

PETE-hp:010/570

*STOP MUSIC*

PETE:Time out, okay?

Infinete:uff...yeh...

*They both stop for a while and heal themselves. Just then, DarkMagician walks over, picks up the luck material on the floor, and uses it*

*PLAY NEAREST PLACE TO THE HEAVEN PART 2-PSO1+2*

PETE:W-what!?!

Infinete:Unforgivable! After all that!?!

DarkMagician:Hmm... So this was why you were fighting? Heh, you are desperate...

Infinete:WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE!?! THAT WAS OURS!!!

PETEARKMAGICIAN! YOU'LL PAY!!!

DarkMagician:Uh-huh... Just remember what happened last time we fought...

PETE/Infinete:grrr.....

DarkMagician:And now I shall take my leave of you fools...thanks again for the luck material, HAHAHAHAHAH!!! *Turns to leave*

PETE/Infinete: *cast foie at DarkMagician simultaneously*

DarkMagician:Aagh! What're you doing!? I'll get you for this!

*PLAY MOLAE VENTI-PSO3*

DarkMagician-hp:424/468

*PETE and Infinete dash at DarkMagician from different directions. DarkMagician casts foie at PETE, but Infinete strikes him upwards*

PETE-hp:462/570

DarkMagician:Aagh!

DarkMagician-hp:396/468

PETE:Now Infinete! While he is airborne!

*PETE and Infinete jump, and knock DarkMagician to the floor simultaneously*

Infinete:Ha-hah!

DarkMagician:Aaargh! Dammit!

DarkMagician-hp:317/468

DarkMagician:Eat this! *casts rafoie on Infinete*

*PETE is caught in the explosion*

PETE/Infinete:AAAGH!

Infinete-hp:327/489

PETE-hp:347/570

PETE:RAAAGH!

PETE:BLADEBEAM!

*PETE slashes his sword at DarkMagician. A beam hits him*

DarkMagician:Aullk!

DarkMagician-hp:236/468

Infinete:GREASE LIGHTNING!

*Infinete slashes DarkMagician, jumps back. DarkMagician is hurt 3 seconds later*

DarkMagicianamn...

DarkMagician-hp:178/468

PETE:Got 'em!

Infinete:Yeah! *casts zonde*

DarkMagician:Grrr...

DarkMagician-hp:139/468

DarkMagician:GRRR...*casts grants on them both*

Infinete-hp:147/489

PETE-hp:182/570

PETE:Infinete...DarkMagician has a weakness to ice! hit him with barta!

Infinete:Right!

*they simultaneously cast barta*

DarkMagician:Hup! *He jumps*

Infineteammit!

*DarkMagician kicks PETE on the way down*

PETE:Aah!

PETE-hp:153/570

Infinete:Raaagh! *slashes DarkMagician's stomach*

*critical hit*

DarkMagician:Yeeaaarrgh!

DarkMagician-hp:028/468

PETE:Ha! *jump-kicks DarkMagician*

DarkMagician:U-u-ugh...I-I'm not...done..yet...

DarkMagician-hp:003/468

*DarkMagician gets up, as Infinete and Pete laugh. He holds his arms up*

DarkMagician:rrrrrreeeaaaaAAAAAAUUUUUGGHHHH!!!!!

*LIMIT BREAK*

DarkMagician:SUPERNOVA!!!

*Infinete and PETE are transported into space. The sun swells up, floats next to them, and turns supernova*

PETE:AAAaaaa...*

PETE-hp:000/570

Infinete:OH Fuuuu...*

Infinete-hp:000/489

*Their unconscious bodies teleport back*

DarkMagician:You...lose...suckers...ugh...

*He collapses, prone*

*PLAY CRAZY MONITOR-PSO1+2*

*Sleppy walks over*

Sleppy: Aww guys...did you all fall asleep?

*Silence*

Sleppy: Hmm...Unconscious huh? Heh, I'll just borrow this.

*Takes DarkMagician's cane*

*DarkMagician's eyes open*

Sleppy: Buh-bye!

*He walks off, DarkMagician shakily stands up*

DarkMagician: SLEEEEPPYYYYY!!!

Sleppy: Oh shi... it's not what you think DarkMagician!

DarkMagician: Enough! You may test my new spell!

*Sleppy tries to run away*

DarkMagician: HIELKUPKAVRIEY!

*Sleppy flashes, then vanishes, leaving DarkMagician's cane*

DarkMagician: Heheheh...Yoink!

*Reclaims his cane*

DarkMagician: Hmm...I wonder where he was teleported to anyway?

*STOP MUSIC*

*Cut to Sleppy, on a raft in the sewer*

Sleppy: WAAAAAHH!!! SHIIIT!!!

*Runs around like a headless chicken, as De Rol Le tries to stab him repeatedly*

*De Rol Le's head suddenly flies off, spurting blood everywhere*

*PLAY AMARANT THEME-FF9*

RobDeLaMorte: Terminated!

Sleppy: ...whew...thanks...

RobDeLaMorte: Why the impersonation of certain orifices being alight?

Sleppy: Eh?

RobDeLaMorte: *sigh* Why did you run around like your arse was on fire?

Sleppy: I uhh...panicked...

RobDeLaMorte: Okay...why?

Sleppy: DarkMagician teleported me here, after catching me nicking his cane...

RobDeLaMorte: You got off lucky!

Sleppy: You call that lucky!?!

*Shadowy figure inches nearer*

RobDeLaMorte: Last week, DAN tried to make off with his newly crafted Talis...

Sleppy: ...and?

RobDeLaMorte: He got teleported at the top of the lift shaft in the seabed facility...without the lift...

Sleppy: Ouch! How did he survive!?

RobDeLaMorte: Olga Flow caught him in midair... and tossed him up, through the sea, and onto the Gal De Val Beach...where he landed head-first buried...

*Shadowy figure steps out*

DAN: ...which gave me a sandy arse for weeks, I can tell you!

Sleppy: Hahahah!

DAN: ...took me six showers before I got it all ou...

RobDeLaMorte: Yes, yes, thank you for that DAN.....

DAN: Anyway, we MUST stop that new spell of his! It's too powerful!

Sleppy: DAN, did he say anything about it to you before you were teleported?

DAN: Yeah. He said, "This new spell will work on any living being, so do not bother escaping. Ha-ha-hah!"

Sleppy: Typical DM...

RobDeLaMorte: I think... I can defeat him...

Sleppy: You? Why you?

DAN: No wait a minute Sleppy! Yeah, that would probably work!

Sleppy: What would?!?

RobDeLaMorte: Sleppy, remember the battle against Ryu?

Sleppy: Yeah, he was tough!

RobDeLaMorte: And do you remember what happened to me?

Sleppy: Yes. You died...then...came...back...O-HO! I see now!

DAN: Heh, only took him a minute and a half...

Sleppy: .....

RobDeLaMorte: I go now to face DarkMagician then. You may watch if you wish, just DO NOT GET IN MY WAY!

DAN: Okay!

Sleppy: Sure. Nothin' like seeing DarkMagician get dumped on his butt, right?

*They telepipe to the forest again*

DAN: Where is he now?

Sleppy: Up there!

*Points to DarkMagician sitting in a tree*

DarkMagician: I see you idiots did not learn your lessons earlier...

Sleppy: Shut up!

DAN: We did not come to try to defeat you!

DarkMagician: Oh?

RobDeLaMorte: I did!

*He steps out from cover*

Ahahahaaahahahhaa! that was a funny one..
Man.. ur a very good writer indeed!
keep it up anyways!

*PLAY CAELUM TOWER-PSO3*

DarkMagician: !

Sleppy: Heh.

DarkMagician: Why are you working for those fools?

RobDeLaMorte: I have my reasons...

DAN: Tell you what DM...

DarkMagician: DO NOT CALL ME DM!

DAN: ...okay...anyway...if you submit now, erase your new spell, and give us each three materials, we will leave you be...whaddaya say?

DarkMagician: You have got to be kidding me... I can teleport you away whenever I want... you cannot stop me!

RobDeLaMorte: Then...put it to the test! Fight me!

DAN/Sleppy: This's gonna be cool!

*DAN and Sleppy take cover and watch, DarkMagician leaps off the tree and lands*

*Infinete and PETE walk by, and see the scene*

Infinete: What's going on?

DAN: Come over and watch guys, things are about to get interesting...

PETE: Cool.

RobDeLaMorte: It would seem that we have attracted an audience...

DarkMagician: Then, allow me to put on a show they will never forget!

PETE: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiight! *coughs*

DarkMagician-hp: 163/468

RobDeLaMorte-hp: 872/872

DarkMagician: And now....HIELKUPKAVRIEY!

*He waits, as RobDeLaMorte runs up to him*

DarkMagician: ...Why does it take so long???

RobDeLaMorte: HRRAGH!!!

*Uppercuts DarkMagician*

DarkMagician: Urff!

DarkMagician-hp: 113/468

RobDeLaMorte: Do you submit now?

*DarkMagician fires Foie at RobDeLaMorte, who dodges it easily*

*The Foie hits the bush the others were hiding in. They all run out screaming*

RobDeLaMorte: Hahahahahah!

DarkMagician: Oops...Ha-ha-hah!

RobDeLaMorte: Classic...anyway, where were we? Oh yes.

*They ready for battle again*

*Meanwhile the others climb a tree above them*

DAN: We'll be safe here...RiGhT???

PETE: Maybe...

DarkMagician: You shall not win, RobDeLaMorte! HIELKUPKAVRIEY!

*Nothing happens*

RobDeLaMorte: Hah! Your spell will not work on me. That is because...

DarkMagician: ...it will only get rid of the living! Dammit! I guess I will have to do this the old-fashioned way!

*Casts Grants*

RobDeLaMorte-hp: 772/872

RobDeLaMorte: Is that it? Try again!

*DarkMagician casts Megid*

*Nothing happens*

RobDeLaMorte: You cannot kill what does not live...fool...

DarkMagician: !!!

*RobDeLaMorte grabs DarkMagician*

DarkMagician: What!?

*RobDeLaMorte leaps up high into the air, hurls DarkMagician back to earth. RobDeLaMorte lands safely*

DarkMagician-hp: 41/468

RobDeLaMorte: NOW will you submit!?

DarkMagician: Hff...never...

RobDeLaMorte: Fine. Have at you!

*Dashes towards him*

DarkMagician: Gifoie!

*RobDeLaMorte leaps over it*

DarkMagician: $*I%!

*RobDeLaMorte kicks off the tree that the others are hiding in, in midair, bounces off, and kicks DarkMagician in the head*

DarkMagician-hp: 14/468

*Sleppy and the rest start clapping*

RobDeLaMorte: Submit, idiot!

DarkMagician: N..no...

*DarkMagician casts Resta*

DarkMagician-hp: 468/468

*DarkMagician casts Zonde*

RobDeLaMorte: Grreaaagh!!!

RobDeLaMorte-hp: 426/872

*RobDeLaMorte is shocked*

RobDeLaMorte: !!!

DarkMagician: Ha-hah!

Pete/Dan: S**T!

DarkMagician: Rafoie!

RobDeLaMorte-hp: 193/872

DarkMagician: Grants!

RobDeLaMorte-hp 93/872

*Shock wears off*

RobDeLaMorte: Gah! You will fall, DarkMagician!

*DarkMagician casts Razonde, hitting RobDeLaMorte*

RobDeLaMorte: GAAH!

RobDeLaMorte-hp: 18/872

RobDeLaMorte: RIGHT! THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU!

RobDeLaMorte: HAND OF THE REAPER!!!

*A skeletal hand envelops DarkMagician, and throws him into the ground*

DarkMagician-hp: 1/468

*Just then, Sakura comes along*

Sakura: What is going on here!? Why are you fighting!?!

DarkMagician: Uh-oh...

RobDeLaMorte: Uhh...

PETE: Oooh...busted by the missus...HAHAHAH!

DarkMagician: Well, they want me to destroy my new spell which teleports others to wherever they wish...

RobDeLaMorte: Liar! He has been teleporting DAN and Sleppy without consent to dangerous locations, trying to injure them or worse!

DarkMagician: That's not tr...

Sakura: Silence! DarkMagician... I have overheard this from the others, and I heard you laughing as you created your new spell...

DarkMagician: !!!

DAN: Busssteeeed.....

Sakura: DarkMagician, ERASE THAT SPELL, COMPENSATE THEM, AND NO MORE SPELL CREATING!

RobDeLaMorte: I believe the agreed terms were 'Three materials each for myself, DAN and Sleppy.

DarkMagician: But...

Sakura: DO IT!!!

RobDeLaMorte: You are no position to bargain, DarkMagician. I suggest you listen to her...

*Everyone in the tree laughs, as DarkMagician is dragged home by an angry Sakura*

Fin...

Then Hayami runs through the battlefield and was never seen again

thatwas not needed. stop being an idiot. I just heard some terrible news. I am not inthe mood for idiocy...

ok DM take the time you need but ill send you my fanfic by email so you can see what i have and see how you can help. What ever happened I hope things go good for you.

dont count on it. mny mind is cloded over, it will take up to a week perhaps for me to even start writing again.

wow, whatevers going on must be quite bad, you'll get over it, you have to, your Darkmagician!