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Bush:

1. Republican party's #1 candidate.

2. Comes in only one flavor: bullshit.

3. Promotes tax cuts.

4. Has about 20% body fat.

5. Cost: $400,000 per year.

6. Has 0 mg sodium when he's not choking to death from a salted pretzel lodged down his throat.

7. Can keep a straight face while condoning plagiarism and forgery.


A box of Tic-Tacs:

1. #1 position in the U.S. breath mint category.

2. Comes in six flavors.

3. Promotes tooth decay.

4. Only 1 and 1/2 calories.

5. Cost: 92 pence.

6. 0 mg sodium.

7. Long lasting fresh breath.

p.s. got this off: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net

No contest; Bush does not promote fresh breath for me, so he's out. That and I'm a Canadian. Go Tic-Tacs!

oh and if you did not guess try and cross refrence the numbers for each one

Heh yea I did, I sort of figured that's what you're supposed to do. That's hilarious man..

Orpheus Wrote:6. Has 0 mg sodium when he's not choking to death from a salted pretzel lodged down his throat.

^That got me goin, my friend..^____________^;;

mmmmm.... pretzels....

*shoves one in mouth and gets stuck*

GAAA!!! TOOO MUCH SALT!!!

Tic-Tacs no doubt about it

tic-tacs, especially the orange flavored ones

..... LMFAOTILIAFMFAKH!!!

Wrong, but oh so true, HAHA!

Does Mr Bush freshen your breath for 2 hours, and come in Orange or Cinnamon, or is the staple diet of supermodels? Er no. I would gladly vote for Tic Tacs. As long as they come out in Vanilla.

a pretty silly post but whatever . As much as I like Tic Tacs, especially the orange flavoured ones, I like Bush's fight on Terrorism . Now don't post anything that'll make me argue, thats just my opinion. However, when Bush's terms are up, Go Tic Tacs (Orange flavour )