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"You must be joking me."

I don't know why but that just sets me off.

FOmar is gay.

friend - "Come on...lets play Halo 2"
me - "I don't want to"
friend - "Thats only cuz you know I can beat you"

stepdad - "Why do you play that f***in game for sooo long on weekends"
me - "thats the only damn time i get to play the friggin thing"
stepdad - "Thats no excuse"
me - "ITS FRIGGIN TRUE.......if you'd let me play on week days I'd get bored of them much faster"
stepdad - "Ya......well, thats just too bad"

and a more recent one

stepdad - "Your brother does a hell of alot more around this house than you do"
me - "ALL HE DOES EXTRA IS LAUNDRY.....AND I EVEN DO SOME OF IT......."
stepdad - "Ya....but he still DOES more than you do....he even folds them"
me - "My brother is a friggin fem. he walks around the house with his blanket around his waist like its a friggin skirt for god's sakes......why else would he want to do laundry"

*****I'm in no way gender racist.....so don't take my last comment literally...I always joke about my brother being more fem. than my mum

Things that make me want to punch people in their faces:

-When my mom calls PSO a PS2 -.-;;
-When my dad reffers to Ragol as a Spegetti sauce
-When my sister thinks a 4 stringed guitar is still a guitar
-When someone pretends to think somethings funny
-When people in lunch line in school get pissed because they get the order wrong and they have to hold up the line.
-When my dad says I can't be admin on computer because I know more than him
-When somebody gives you a birthday card with your age on it then 5 minutes later asks how old you are and what grade you're in.
-When teachers are offended by the words "gay" or "homo"
-When you're sick and you parents tell you to go outside and play instead of play PSO or computer which is pretty much all I can do when I'm sick.

This thread is fun(ny )

"You starting?" - Results in me decking the person
"Peter fancies *insert girls name here*" - Pisses me right off
"Your mum has a penis!" - Results in nuttage and deckage

I dont like personal insults.

the phrase that really pisses me off more than anything else EVER is

me- [having conversation] blah blah blah
someone else- i didnt give you permission to talk (usually said in high pitch whine)
me- shut up you penis
*pain*

i always make sure i punch everyone that says that to me (especially the chavs at school, even when one of them was a foot taller then me... he looked quite surprised till i kneed him in tyhe balls after he did the same to me last week...)

all those "hip" words...

ballin...
shwag...
dank...


*edit
what's wrong..?
drives me nuts...

My sister has the annoying singing/dancing hampster that sets me off. Mostly because it has the words "yankee doodle dandy" combined with "I am that yankee doodle boy."