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Sanga sis there crap, Jarllys friends put posters at his school, and they have great ideas! get your parents to vote for them! what does everyone else think? here's their 2005 manifesto: http://www.omrlp.com/
Hell yeah!
When I turn 18 that's the first thing I'm gonna do! Tongue
ditto, school elections here we come Big Grin (yup, we are actually having them Tongue)
So are we, but we only get labour, conservative, lib dem, green party and communist.

Anyway, I can't vote in the school election, I'm a convicted fellon, serving my detention time. Tongue
LOL!
Man, some of those are funny.

Quote:The Millennium Bridge will be made wobbly again, by building a pub at either end.

Quote:Immigration: everyone wanting to come and live in the UK will be made welcome, so long as they are over the age of 85 and accompanied by both parents.

Quote:Anyone caught breaking the law will be made to mend it.


Man, thats good!
Heh, I wonder what they'd do if they won...

I reckon they'd be all 'What?! This wasn't supposed to happen!' Tongue
true, I have school electioons as well, but we're actually gonna have a school council or something....
Unfortunately we dont have any local Monster Raving Loony Party MPs around our way. Shame, we could do with a few more pubs, but then again, i guess thats why they arent here in the first place XD

Ah well, may aswell throw my vote to waste! Tongue
Hehe, their economic policies are amusing:

Quote:Income Tax will be officially replaced by people lending the government a bob or two at the end of the week when we’re a bit skint.
Quote:We will issue a 99p coin to save on change.
Quote:Rich people should be taxed to pay for the printing of money, as they use most of it.
and
Quote:Tax credits will be paid to nice people. There will be a “total bastard” tax for everyone else.

Hehe. I'm [just] too young to vote though. I hope that whoever get in are trustworthy, intelligent, and generally just not evil (..ie. none of these racist parties gaining far too much support).
mr_shoe_uk Wrote:(..ie. none of these racist parties gaining far too much support).
i couldnt agree more... theres a group of ppl voting for the BNP... why? theyre total buggers Tongue
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