Post your funny IM convo's here. No spamming or flaming please. This is meant to be for fun, not to cause war.
Ok, this is an IM convo between me, Eternal X, and Toaster Mage. Its a lil short, but I found it...Different. How it came to this I don't know. Just goes to show you how bored the human population can really get.
May 12th, 2005. 9:25 P.M. (Eastern Time) ==AIM==
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LeonFlowenX: WTF TEH HOUSE IS ON FIA! WHY THEY ALWAYS SAY THAT IN WRAP SONGS!? IF THE HOUSE IS ON FIA GET OUT! WTF!!! IDIOTS!!111...
Eternal X PSO: Theres so many...
ToasterMage: They just forgot to set it on pudding.
Quote:[18:29] Phant0m1988: =o Hey
[18:29] QUatre4747: hi
[18:29] Phant0m1988: whats up
[18:29] QUatre4747: who is Jrgsubzer0
[18:29] QUatre4747: : |
[18:29] Phant0m1988: heh
[18:29] Phant0m1988: a friend
[18:30] Phant0m1988: o_o
[18:30] QUatre4747: is he drunk?
[18:30] Phant0m1988: lol...hes just strange
[18:30] QUatre4747: he makes me want to take my screen name out of my profile o.o
[18:30] Phant0m1988: lol
[18:30] QUatre4747: im about to post the convo in humor board....check it out
[18:31] Phant0m1988: he has your SN?
[18:31] QUatre4747: apparently
[18:31] Phant0m1988: lol..
[18:31] Phant0m1988: he isnt even a member of psop o_O
[18:31] Phant0m1988: that nintendo thing is just
[18:31] Phant0m1988: wierd..
[18:32] QUatre4747: just posted it
[18:32] QUatre4747: its funny
[18:32] QUatre4747: lol
[18:38] Phant0m1988: he just added you and started talking about cookies?
[18:38] QUatre4747: read the convo we had
[18:39] QUatre4747: dude he called me cute.....
[18:39] Phant0m1988: I did o_o
[18:39] QUatre4747: hes creepy
[18:39] QUatre4747: and what ever he drinks or smokes
[18:39] QUatre4747: you should take away from him
keeps saying its to small so I had to add this
toaster has the bestest convos
Quote:(18:20:48) Aiks10: noone else knows how to use an ftp
(18:20:51) Toaster Mage: technology doesn't like me
(18:20:52) Toaster Mage: o.o
(18:20:54) Toaster Mage: XD?
(18:20:55) Toaster Mage: o.o
(18:20:58) Aiks10: my friends suck
(18:21:02) Toaster Mage: lol
(18:21:13) Aiks10: me "wanna try my ftp?"
(18:21:23) Aiks10: them "wtf is that supposed to mean?"
(18:21:26) Toaster Mage: XDDD
(18:21:34) Aiks10: "is that a disease or something"
(18:21:35) Toaster Mage: "are you hitting on me?"
(18:21:38) Aiks10: lol
(18:21:39) Aiks10: exactly
(18:21:47) Toaster Mage: XDD
(18:21:48) Aiks10: wanna take a ride on my FTP?
(18:21:57) Toaster Mage: that is a great pickup line...XD
Quote:(23:07:22) Sol: ooohhh :: shudders:: amish rappers
(23:07:28) Sol: i have a light bulb
(23:07:42) Sol: and i cant get enough of light
(23:07:52) Sol: so there for i throw my broom and go with a bacume
(23:07:56) Sol: uhh nigga
Quote:(21:04:15) (21:04:15) rapenwoahSHITfk: jake im getting a psp tomorrow i think
(21:04:16) rapenwoahSHITfk: HAHAHAHA
(21:04:24) Toaster Mage: *shun*
(21:04:37) rapenwoahSHITfk: have you not played with it?!
(21:04:45) Toaster Mage: *anti-sony*
(21:05:25) rapenwoahSHITfk: have you played it?!@
(21:05:34) Toaster Mage: I refuse to?
(21:05:53) rapenwoahSHITfk: dude,its sooo amazing
(21:06:08) rapenwoahSHITfk: id have sex with it....is it legal?
edit'd some more:
Quote:(15:39:32) Aiks10: we should just say funny things on purpuse
(15:39:38) Aiks10: purpose*
(15:39:43) Toaster Mage: yea, then its imediately quoteable
(15:39:49) Aiks10: yep
(15:40:13) Toaster Mage: so...I'm to stupid to have ideas
(15:40:21) Aiks10: yea me too
(15:40:27) Toaster Mage: hm...
(15:40:39) Toaster Mage: this process of usmaking a quote could work
(15:41:00) Aiks10: yes... it could
(15:41:17) Toaster Mage: and it will...*quotes*
(15:41:52) Aiks10: wtf?
(15:41:55) Aiks10: thats not a quote
(15:41:59) Aiks10: its not quotable
(15:42:03) Toaster Mage: it is now
i dont think toaster is on these forums...
Quote:(16:53:38) Toaster Mage: I need a toaster, it would fit so perfectly to kill myself with one
(16:53:47) A Roman Muffin: use the friggin oven
(16:53:53) A Roman Muffin: put yourself in it during Thanksgiving
(16:53:56) Toaster Mage: I'm not a Jew though
(16:54:00) A Roman Muffin: ......
(16:54:03) Toaster Mage: XD
(16:54:07) A Roman Muffin: DOT DOT DOT
Quote:(13:38:29) ScottMacSmm: your profile is blank
(13:38:56) Toaster Mage: yes it is
(13:38:58) Toaster Mage: lime my mind
(13:39:00) Toaster Mage: k
(13:39:12) ScottMacSmm: your mind is blank?
(13:39:19) ScottMacSmm: formated it again haven't you
(13:39:30) Toaster Mage: probably
(13:39:33) Toaster Mage: I can't remember
Quote:(17:31:15) Axl DS has closed the conversation window.
(17:31:45) Jake | Febreeze. Febreeze solves everything: *inconvenience*
(17:32:10) Axl DS has closed the conversation window.
(17:34:20) Jake | Febreeze. Febreeze solves everything: *inconvenience*
(17:34:57) Axl DS has closed the conversation window.
(17:36:11) Jake | Febreeze. Febreeze solves everything: *inconvenience*
(17:36:25) Axl DS has closed the conversation window.
(17:37:50) Jake | Febreeze. Febreeze solves everything: *inconvenience*
(17:38:09) Axl DS has closed the conversation window.
(17:39:48) Jake | Febreeze. Febreeze solves everything: *inconvenience*
(17:40:57) Axl DS has closed the conversation window.
(17:44:54) Jake | Febreeze. Febreeze solves everything: *inconvenience*
(17:45:13) Axl DS has closed the conversation window.
(17:45:16) Jake | Febreeze. Febreeze solves everything: *inconvenience*
(17:45:31) Axl DS has closed the conversation window.
(17:45:34) Jake | Febreeze. Febreeze solves everything: *inconvenience*
(17:46:08) Axl DS has closed the conversation window.
(17:47:04) Jake | Febreeze. Febreeze solves everything: *inconvenience*
(17:47:42) Axl DS has closed the conversation window.
(17:48:36) Axl DS logged out.
Quote:(19:52:48) G i Y o U h: u died
(19:53:03) G i Y o U h: and cad's xbot is talking about how sexy gamecube is
(19:53:04) G i Y o U h: o_O
(19:53:07) G i Y o U h: i agree...
Quote:(16:31:12) GCMADDEN44: HAHAHAHHAHAHA ITS CHINO !!!!!
(16:31:21) Toaster Mage: HAHAHAHHHAHA ITS CAPS LOCK!!
(16:31:38) GCMADDEN44: dork
(16:31:42) Toaster Mage: probably
(16:31:51) GCMADDEN44: no i think yes
(16:32:01) Toaster Mage: I think you cannot think
(16:32:13) GCMADDEN44: why would you think such a thing ?
(16:32:20) Toaster Mage: because I am unable to
(16:33:15) GCMADDEN44: what ?
(16:33:26) Toaster Mage: what I said obviously, its in text
(16:33:45) GCMADDEN44: but u said u were unable to loser
(16:34:17) Toaster Mage: I can't loser? how does one loser? *loser* like that I guess
(16:34:47) GCMADDEN44: no what i dont understand
(16:35:19) Toaster Mage: I dunno, I'm not the one not understanding
(16:35:39) GCMADDEN44: obviously if u dont no hey brb dont cry !
(16:36:26) Toaster Mage: what don;t I know? I know I don't know, thus I know... and no, you = stay...
(16:45:00) GCMADDEN44: u swear your smart
(16:45:24) Toaster Mage: I swear never to swear again
(16:45:46) GCMADDEN44: haha ah huh ok
(16:45:56) Toaster Mage: yes, it is highly ok
(16:46:12) GCMADDEN44: no its lowly ok
(16:46:25) Toaster Mage: then why did you say ok in the first place?
(16:46:50) GCMADDEN44: well i didnt give it a ranking did i
(16:47:20) Toaster Mage: so I did, and you called it wrong, even though you have no proof it is
(16:47:52) GCMADDEN44: i never said it was wrong i just said what it was !
(16:48:18) Toaster Mage: well, you said I was wrong by giving your 'correct' solution
(16:48:59) GCMADDEN44: really i never said "corret"
(16:49:10) Toaster Mage: you 'corrected' me
(16:49:47) GCMADDEN44: not really
(16:50:12) Toaster Mage: you implied it
(16:51:12) GCMADDEN44: OK FINE U WIN THIS ONE !
(16:51:30) Toaster Mage: I always win, even at losing
(16:51:43) GCMADDEN44: hahah ok will see about that
(16:51:57) Toaster Mage: yes we shall?
(16:52:12) GCMADDEN44: indeed
XD XD XD XD
On mIRC:
If /leave and /quit are in a house together, and /leave leaves, who's left in the house?
[16:32:51] (S) okneverm: ace said he was ggtting pso episode 2 or
somehitng.
[16:33:03] â - Phoenix : me 2
[16:34:09] â - Phoenix : well
[16:34:09] â - Phoenix : I was
[16:34:13] â - Phoenix : i cba downloading it yet
[16:34:34] (S) okneverm: cba?
[16:34:43] â - Phoenix : cant be assed
[16:34:52] (S) okneverm: what's new?
[16:34:56] â - Phoenix : ...
[16:34:59] â - Phoenix : leave me alone
[16:35:29] â - Phoenix : i feel crap
[16:37:07] (S) okneverm: ... :| ok. bye.?
[16:37:09] â - Phoenix : and it's my birthday tomorrow too
...
All I meant was "what's new in PSO".
I don't even have an IM thingy..... where would I go to get one?
That is some funny stuff though. :laugh:
Depends what you want. IRC = for gamers, it's a chatroom program, also, there's MSN Messenger, AOL Instant Messenger, and Yahoo Instant Messager. The last three are for private chatting with your friends.
mIRC is t3h l33t.
I like the little trick ther Serpent

You're devious
