This thread is for the posting of jokes and other stuff. Maybe this will get a sticky.*Looks to the east hopefully*
Keep it sorta clean. Try this one:
What do you get when you put a witch in the desert?
A Sandwich! Ha hahahahahaha!(don't ask)
EDIT (DE): If I hear any jokes offensive to ethnic groups, etc., or highly inappropriate jokes, I will immediately close this thread and warn the offender.
ok well mines well give it a shot try to keep this thing going uhm sry if these arnt that appropriate or not that good i just thought of these
1) 3 blondes walk into a building...........
u think 1 of em woulda seen it (sry for blonde joke but dad told me this 1)
2) Whens michael jacksons bedtime?
when the big hand touches the little one (sry i know this probably inapropriate)
3) Blonde: i bet ya 5$ this guy wont jump outta the plane skydiving
Brunete: bet ya 5$ he will
Blonde: ur on
Skydiver
jumps) YEA SKY DIVING!
Blonde: Dang hers ur 5$
Brunete: thx
Blonde: howd u know hed jump?
Brunette: they just showed him jump off on tv about 30 minutes ago....
4) a blonde and a brunnete jump off a building wich will hit land first?
answer: the brunnete cuz the blonde had to stop for directions
ok this is dumb but......
you wanna hear a dirty joke?........... a boy fell in a mud puddle.
wanna hear a clean one?......... he took a bath.
Hmm...
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
This isn't the best joke archive ever...
Does anyone remember the thread titled 'So you think you're funny?' a while back? That was better.
Here comes a possibly offensive joke! It's ok, my best friend told me this and he's Jewish
Whats worse then finding a worm in an apple?
The holocaust
ok....What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What;s brown and funny?
clown poo
What do you call a hunter shop?
HUmart!
*crickets*
*dust ball*
*wind*
*wolf howl*
Ay...