all u need to do is put in some words
here.
*stares at story*
what? that makes no sense any way you look at it...
lol :O
"One day while I was Sing in the Bedroom a Yellow BOB fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the Telly and knocked over the Sonic. Then it ran out the door into the Kitchen and Shited a Shite off the Cooker. It then knocked a glass of Hydrochloric Acid off the coffee table. After 15 minutes of chasing the BOB through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest Gate."
OH MY GOOODDDDDD!!!
One day while I was eating in the bathroom a green engineer fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the coffin and knocked over the teacher. Then it ran out the door into the bedroom and killed a fireman off the bed. It then knocked a glass of alcohol off the coffee table. After 15 minutes of chasing the engineer through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest tent.
yeah.... *dies*
I lmao at this one......
One day while I was kicked in the closet a crippled moose fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the table and knocked over the monkey. Then it ran out the door into the kitchen and ran a squirrel off the chair. It then knocked a glass of "Water" off the coffee table. After 13 minutes of chasing the moose through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest Tree.
seshos make some slight sense...
One day while I was eating in the bedroom a heavy toilet fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the chair and knocked over the house. Then it ran out the door into the bathroom and runing a jumper off the table. It then knocked a glass of water off the coffee table. After 5 minutes of chasing the toilet through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest speaker.
zomg,lol.
One day while I was sleeping in the kitchen a disgusting crippled skunk fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the window and knocked over the kennel. Then it ran out the door into the hallway and farting a door off the sofa. It then knocked a glass of pee off the coffee table. After 12 minutes of chasing the crippled skunk through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest tree.
OOOOKKKAAAYYY then *Wonders if this story makes any sense
One day while I was lugia in the pikachu a tsunami chinese takeaway fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the sandshrew and knocked over the langauge. Then it ran out the door into the france and geographied a hyper beam off the indonesea. It then knocked a glass of sea water off the coffee table. After 1362949459 2592352937856 minutes of chasing the chinese takeaway through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest pencil case.
One day while I was drinking in the basement a fat snorlax fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the cupbord and knocked over the dog. Then it ran out the door into the lounge and snoring a nate off the chair. It then knocked a glass of hot steaming tea off the coffee table. After 45 minutes of chasing the snorlax through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest mountain.
One day while I was trying to make tea in the dining room a pretty ballerina fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the footstool and knocked over the fishing rod. Then it ran out the door into the sofa and raging a rhinocerus off the cooker. It then knocked a glass of fish flavoured milkshake off the coffee table. After 12 minutes of chasing the ballerina through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest ballet school.
Need I go on
sorry to bring back an old topic, but read this:
One day while I was Shagging in the Bedroom a Beautiful Woman fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the Bed and knocked over the Bedside Table. Then it ran out the door into the Bathroom and Shagged a Loo roll off the Toilet. It then knocked a glass of Pee off the coffee table. After 4 minutes of chasing the Woman through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest Hobo.
that is my fantasy i tell you!