Slightly unfair Dnd 'cause you know my team ahem but wrong. sorry.
For everyone else,
He plays for the Boston Redsox.
Yea i really think you're going to have to pump a lot more clues around here since a lot of us don't know anything about American sports teams

Well done day over to you it is.
K lee

Does it have to be a computer game character?:S
Evidently not!

1) He's in a game with loads of swearing
2) He needs milk to go sober
3) You get cash
4) There are dogfish and catfish involved
conker? from conkers bad fur day?
yeah, *grudgingly gives it over to dnd*