Woah! I got one right!!!
...I mean, of course I did.

what's black on two sides and white in the middle?
Nope sorry it's the almighty Oreo cookie!

I probly should have made it easier.
what goes red red red red green red red red red green?
Really annoying traffic light?

A christmas candy cane gone wrong
Haha...
Pretty easy one...what's black & white & black & white & black & white & green all over?

Yami Kami Wrote:Haha...
Pretty easy one...what's black & white & black & white & black & white & green all over? 
One really sick penguin. Get im' to the bathroom lads, ees' ad' too much to drink!