hehe, thats hilarious!
brothers one!
After i drank 200 too many, I Stabbed a tub of butter, and that's how I lost my virginity.
hmmm...

interesting... o.o
i twas joking about mine, my real one is...
After the cops stormed my house I haxed olga flow, and now they wont call back anymore.
but that one was too boring :'
after the police stormed my house, i ate a bottle of pepsi, and that's what started the pioneer project!
(ouch, eating glass must hurt!)
I toilet-papered Alicia while i was being kidnapped, and i need(ed) a beer.
??lol??
XD. thats classic

. a dad toilet papering a girl........ lol.
After i awoke i used my grinder on teh kitties<3 and I woke up in the hospital... WTF?! :S What a crazy moment that was!
Didn't realise i was in your listings. Someone post with a birthday on the 6th day of the month! XD
Cool 'borrowed' idea Fabo!
and the 4th!
hehe you woke up twice :3
while the sun was exploding i stabbed lee yoshi and i think i have an STD.
lol

LMFAO! Who told you 'bout that?! *Gasp* i've said too much... 0_o
XD. that'd be quite awkward o.o;