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Funny thing of the day - Kaminari - 11-04-2005
This is DarkMagician.
Today, as I walked down a side road home, a funny thing happened to me; I nearly got mugged.
A teenager...maybe 18+? Came up to me. The area was clear. He pulled out a switch-blade knife, and ordered my to give him money.
I stared over his shoulder, narrowing my eyes. Mind games. He fell for it. As he turned, I kicked him in the testicles, so hard, he collapsed AND GOT HIS OWN KNIFE IN HIS THIGH.
He limped off, as I cried with laughter.
Anyone else had a hilarious experience?
Funny thing of the day - God-IX - 11-04-2005
Lol DM, that is funny.....the people in your town must be idiots?
Although, hah, Good job, Quick Thinking...
haha, in my town there are about 5-6 guys at a time jumping you...
Funny thing of the day - Kaminari - 11-04-2005
Sadly my girlfriend freaked when she heard. I am a 'cruel person, and should have helped him'
Aaagh... He deserved it... no-one messes with Robin, He That Walks Alone... KYAAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Funny thing of the day - Kashima - 11-04-2005
God-IX Wrote:Lol DM, that is funny.....the people in your town must be idiots?
Although, hah, Good job, Quick Thinking...
haha, in my town there are about 5-6 guys at a time jumping you...
heh ive seen two vans full of people each van holding about ten roll up on one person and beat the shit out of him. All that happened to me today was an awkward run in with an old flame
Funny thing of the day - God-IX - 11-04-2005
Hahah Dm...you should be a nicer person, what are you thinking, stabbing the man that tried to rob you!?!?
Wow, Kashima...poor guy
Funny thing of the day - Double Edge - 11-04-2005
I bet this experience would have lost some of its humour value if he had gutted you straight away. *shrug*
Funny thing of the day - Kashima - 11-04-2005
its come to my knowledge that most muggers arent that smart at least in my area not gonna get started on how many guys screwed up on mugging me because i pretended like i was listening to my cd player and couldnt hear them
Funny thing of the day - God-IX - 11-04-2005
Naw, Double Edge it still would've been pretty funny...because IF he would've gutted him, then that would've meant that DM's defence had not worked, and he screwed up trying to get rid of the stupid mugger....but that's not the case,....Dm played it out best he possibly could, heh
Funny thing of the day - whiteninja - 12-04-2005
I guess we can call DM a "mugger fugger" now.
Sorry, please don't kill me, DM...
Funny thing of the day - Sesshomaru - 12-04-2005
I've had a pretty funny experience today actually.....my friend was driving with me to my house from school. We were going around 110 km/h when he decides to catch up to this really nice looking car in front of us.....well, the car slows down, and goes onto the side of the road....the moment we go past the car, we looked into her car and seen a whole crapload of equipment....lol.....we slowed down to about 85 km/h for awhile. My friend even got out his wallet and told me to hold onto it........luckily for us, after about 3-4 miles of driving, the car that was behind us (cop)....pulled back to the side of the road, and quickly pulled an amazing U-turn and took after another guy that was speeding in the opposite direction....lol.......he breathed a sigh of relief after that.