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The Saga Of DarkMagician: My fanfic - Hayami - 21-02-2005
Ooooo Really?? ok u may kill me in those battles!!!....Or maybe not...
The Saga Of DarkMagician: My fanfic - DarkMagician - 21-02-2005
(This is the tale of a battle between old friends...The date was unknown, but it is rumoured to be during the second story.)
Prologue-Mini_Bert and DarkMagician were walking along the forest together, having a chitchat. Everything was peaceful, until a certain topic came up...
*PLAY CAELUM-PSO3*
Mini_Bert: So, DarkMagician, how are things going with you and Sakura?
DarkMagician: ...shut up...
Mini_Bert: What? Just wondered if you were together yet...
DarkMagician: I said to shut up! I dislike speaking of topics such as these...
Mini_Bert: Uh-huh... You are not interested in her then?
DarkMagician: Yeah, uninterested. Now drop it...
Mini_Bert: Sooo, uhh...why are you blushing then?
*DarkMagician draws his Sorcerors Cane*
DarkMagician: I warn you one last time Mini_Bert! I am in no mood for this...
Mini_Bert: Heh, I guess Sakura wasn't in the mood last night either...when you were sighing over her...
DarkMagician: You...you take that back!!!
Mini_Bert: Hahahah!
*DarkMagician smashes Mini_Bert over the head with his cane*
Mini_Bert: AAAGH!
Mini_Bert-hp:437/519
DarkMagician: I warned you! You brought it on yourself!
*Mini_Bert draws his Agito*
Mini_Bert: You'll not get away with that...Have at you!
*BATTLE!*
DarkMagician-hp: 469/469
Mini_Bert-hp:437/519
*Mini_Bert slashes at DarkMagician, who narrowly evades it*
DarkMagician: Not enough!
Mini_Bert: Hahh!
*Punches DarkMagician, sending him sprawling*
DarkMagician: Gaaah!
DarkMagician-hp: 391/469
*As DarkMagician struggles to get up, Mini_Bert smashes him over the head with Agito*
DarkMagician-hp: 278/469
Mini_Bert: If you want to give up, I will let you. For ALL of your materials!
*DarkMagician grunts, as he teleports*
Mini_Bert: What!?
*DarkMagician reappears behind Mini_Bert, and hits him with Gibarta, freezing him*
Mini_Bert-hp: 381/519
Mini_Bert: !!!
DarkMagician: Idiot...FOIE!
Mini_Bert-hp: 301/519
*DarkMagician slashes with his cane, just as Mini_Bert breaks free*
Mini_Bert-hp: 264/519
Mini_Bert: That's it! I've been going easy on you until now! Now you will pay!
*The Agito sends out a mist substance*
DarkMagician: !!!
*Mini_Bert slashes overhead, but does not get DarkMagician with an instant kill*
DarkMagician-hp: 143/469
DarkMagician: Gnngk...
*Casts Foie, Mini_Bert dodges, counterattacks with a flurry of slashes*
DarkMagician-hp: 35/469
*DarkMagician kneels from pain*
*Mini_Bert stays his hand, as DarkMagician holds out his hands*
Mini_Bert: Hah! You give up against my awesome power now?
DarkMagician: ...stupid fool fell for it! Hahahahahah!!!
Mini_Bert: ???
*A huge blast of Pure Magic emanates from DarkMagician's outstretched hands, draining his own health. Mini_Bert was ususpecting, and gets it full-on*
DarkMagician-hp: 1/469
*DarkMagician collapses*
Mini_Bert-hp: 4/519
Mini_Bert: B-bast..ard...
*Mini_Bert collapses*
*Just then, Logan and Sakura walk by, looking for them*
Logan: Heh, man those guys must have enjoyed their picnic! Look at them...sleeping it off...
Sakura: Yeah... *sniffs* Hey Logan... can you smell...blood?
Logan: Probably just some booma that tried to get some food, and got 'turned down' heh.
Sakura: You're probably right. These two have enough sense between them not to do anything stupid anyway...
Logan: Come on! Let's go back. I need feeding!
*They walk off, as Mini Bert's quivering arm rises, then falls back to the ground silent...*
The Saga Of DarkMagician: My fanfic - DarkMagician - 21-02-2005
THIS IS ANOTHER. SEPERATE ONE. IT DID NOT FIT IN ONE POST, SO THE NEXT POST IS THE REST OF THIS.
This is a tale of a battle between Infinete and PETE. They had been off fighting monsters, and PETE came across a luck material. They argued over it...
PETE:I'm telling you, I found it, therefore I get to keep it! Do you understand!?
Infinete:Yeah, but I need it more than you! So...Give it to me now!
*PLAY FOREST-PSO3*
PETE-hp:570
Infinete-hp:489
PETE:Never! If you want it so bad...fight me for it!
Infinete:Fine! Have at you!
*they dash at each other, PETE tries to slash at Infinete, but Infinete jumps over PETE's head*
Infinete:Ha! *kicks PETE in the back of the head*
PETE-hp:436/570
PETE:That's it! *he slashes at him, and hits Infinete's leg*
Infinete-hp:412/489
Infinete:Aargh! BASTARD! *casts foie at PETE*
PETE:AAAGH!! IT BURNS!!!
PETE-hp:324/570
PETE:Eeeat...this! *casts gibarta*
*Infinete is frozen*
Infinete-hp:351/489
PETE:Now...*shatters the ice with a kick*
Infinete:AAaah!!!
Infinete-hp:278/489
*PETE tries to stab Infinete, misses. Infinete smacks PETE on the head with his weapon*
PETE-hp:264/570
PETE:That's it!
*PETE's limit break!*
PETE:BLADE BEAM!
Infinete-hp:136/489
Infinete:RAAAAGH!
*Infinete's limit break!*
Infinete:GREASE LIGHTNING!
PETE-hp:148/570
PETE:huff...you will never win!
Infinete:Oh yeah? *casts zonde*
PETE:Gaaah!
PETE-hp:096/570
PETE:Gnnn...not...yet! *jumps above Infinete, slashes his sword down*
Infinete:Grraagh!
Infinete-hp:061/489
Infinete:It...will...be...mine! *casts gifoie*
PETE:Yeaaah!
PETE-hp:000/570
*PETE dies, casts auto-life*
PETE-hp:057/570
PETE:Urrrgh...raaa! *slashes Infinete multiple times*
Infinete-hp:013/489
Infinete:.....*casts foie*
PETE-hp:010/570
*STOP MUSIC*
PETE:Time out, okay?
Infinete:uff...yeh...
*They both stop for a while and heal themselves. Just then, DarkMagician walks over, picks up the luck material on the floor, and uses it*
*PLAY NEAREST PLACE TO THE HEAVEN PART 2-PSO1+2*
PETE:W-what!?!
Infinete:Unforgivable! After all that!?!
DarkMagician:Hmm... So this was why you were fighting? Heh, you are desperate...
Infinete:WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE!?! THAT WAS OURS!!!
PETE
ARKMAGICIAN! YOU'LL PAY!!!DarkMagician:Uh-huh... Just remember what happened last time we fought...
PETE/Infinete:grrr.....
DarkMagician:And now I shall take my leave of you fools...thanks again for the luck material, HAHAHAHAHAH!!! *Turns to leave*
PETE/Infinete: *cast foie at DarkMagician simultaneously*
DarkMagician:Aagh! What're you doing!? I'll get you for this!
*PLAY MOLAE VENTI-PSO3*
DarkMagician-hp:424/468
*PETE and Infinete dash at DarkMagician from different directions. DarkMagician casts foie at PETE, but Infinete strikes him upwards*
PETE-hp:462/570
DarkMagician:Aagh!
DarkMagician-hp:396/468
PETE:Now Infinete! While he is airborne!
*PETE and Infinete jump, and knock DarkMagician to the floor simultaneously*
Infinete:Ha-hah!
DarkMagician:Aaargh! Dammit!
DarkMagician-hp:317/468
DarkMagician:Eat this! *casts rafoie on Infinete*
*PETE is caught in the explosion*
PETE/Infinete:AAAGH!
Infinete-hp:327/489
PETE-hp:347/570
PETE:RAAAGH!
PETE:BLADEBEAM!
*PETE slashes his sword at DarkMagician. A beam hits him*
DarkMagician:Aullk!
DarkMagician-hp:236/468
Infinete:GREASE LIGHTNING!
*Infinete slashes DarkMagician, jumps back. DarkMagician is hurt 3 seconds later*
DarkMagician
amn...DarkMagician-hp:178/468
PETE:Got 'em!
Infinete:Yeah! *casts zonde*
DarkMagician:Grrr...
DarkMagician-hp:139/468
DarkMagician:GRRR...*casts grants on them both*
Infinete-hp:147/489
PETE-hp:182/570
PETE:Infinete...DarkMagician has a weakness to ice! hit him with barta!
Infinete:Right!
*they simultaneously cast barta*
DarkMagician:Hup! *He jumps*
Infinete
ammit!*DarkMagician kicks PETE on the way down*
PETE:Aah!
PETE-hp:153/570
Infinete:Raaagh! *slashes DarkMagician's stomach*
*critical hit*
DarkMagician:Yeeaaarrgh!
DarkMagician-hp:028/468
PETE:Ha! *jump-kicks DarkMagician*
DarkMagician:U-u-ugh...I-I'm not...done..yet...
DarkMagician-hp:003/468
*DarkMagician gets up, as Infinete and Pete laugh. He holds his arms up*
DarkMagician:rrrrrreeeaaaaAAAAAAUUUUUGGHHHH!!!!!
*LIMIT BREAK*
DarkMagician:SUPERNOVA!!!
*Infinete and PETE are transported into space. The sun swells up, floats next to them, and turns supernova*
PETE:AAAaaaa...*
PETE-hp:000/570
Infinete:OH Fuuuu...*
Infinete-hp:000/489
*Their unconscious bodies teleport back*
DarkMagician:You...lose...suckers...ugh...
*He collapses, prone*
*PLAY CRAZY MONITOR-PSO1+2*
*Sleppy walks over*
Sleppy: Aww guys...did you all fall asleep?
*Silence*
Sleppy: Hmm...Unconscious huh? Heh, I'll just borrow this.
*Takes DarkMagician's cane*
*DarkMagician's eyes open*
Sleppy: Buh-bye!
*He walks off, DarkMagician shakily stands up*
DarkMagician: SLEEEEPPYYYYY!!!
Sleppy: Oh shi... it's not what you think DarkMagician!
DarkMagician: Enough! You may test my new spell!
*Sleppy tries to run away*
DarkMagician: HIELKUPKAVRIEY!
*Sleppy flashes, then vanishes, leaving DarkMagician's cane*
DarkMagician: Heheheh...Yoink!
*Reclaims his cane*
DarkMagician: Hmm...I wonder where he was teleported to anyway?
*STOP MUSIC*
*Cut to Sleppy, on a raft in the sewer*
Sleppy: WAAAAAHH!!! SHIIIT!!!
*Runs around like a headless chicken, as De Rol Le tries to stab him repeatedly*
*De Rol Le's head suddenly flies off, spurting blood everywhere*
*PLAY AMARANT THEME-FF9*
RobDeLaMorte: Terminated!
Sleppy: ...whew...thanks...
RobDeLaMorte: Why the impersonation of certain orifices being alight?
Sleppy: Eh?
RobDeLaMorte: *sigh* Why did you run around like your arse was on fire?
Sleppy: I uhh...panicked...
RobDeLaMorte: Okay...why?
Sleppy: DarkMagician teleported me here, after catching me nicking his cane...
RobDeLaMorte: You got off lucky!
Sleppy: You call that lucky!?!
*Shadowy figure inches nearer*
RobDeLaMorte: Last week, DAN tried to make off with his newly crafted Talis...
Sleppy: ...and?
RobDeLaMorte: He got teleported at the top of the lift shaft in the seabed facility...without the lift...
Sleppy: Ouch! How did he survive!?
RobDeLaMorte: Olga Flow caught him in midair... and tossed him up, through the sea, and onto the Gal De Val Beach...where he landed head-first buried...
*Shadowy figure steps out*
DAN: ...which gave me a sandy arse for weeks, I can tell you!
Sleppy: Hahahah!
DAN: ...took me six showers before I got it all ou...
RobDeLaMorte: Yes, yes, thank you for that DAN.....
DAN: Anyway, we MUST stop that new spell of his! It's too powerful!
Sleppy: DAN, did he say anything about it to you before you were teleported?
DAN: Yeah. He said, "This new spell will work on any living being, so do not bother escaping. Ha-ha-hah!"
Sleppy: Typical DM...
RobDeLaMorte: I think... I can defeat him...
Sleppy: You? Why you?
DAN: No wait a minute Sleppy! Yeah, that would probably work!
Sleppy: What would?!?
RobDeLaMorte: Sleppy, remember the battle against Ryu?
Sleppy: Yeah, he was tough!
RobDeLaMorte: And do you remember what happened to me?
Sleppy: Yes. You died...then...came...back...O-HO! I see now!
DAN: Heh, only took him a minute and a half...
Sleppy: .....
RobDeLaMorte: I go now to face DarkMagician then. You may watch if you wish, just DO NOT GET IN MY WAY!
DAN: Okay!
Sleppy: Sure. Nothin' like seeing DarkMagician get dumped on his butt, right?
*They telepipe to the forest again*
DAN: Where is he now?
Sleppy: Up there!
*Points to DarkMagician sitting in a tree*
DarkMagician: I see you idiots did not learn your lessons earlier...
Sleppy: Shut up!
DAN: We did not come to try to defeat you!
DarkMagician: Oh?
RobDeLaMorte: I did!
*He steps out from cover*
The Saga Of DarkMagician: My fanfic - Hayami - 21-02-2005
Ahahahaaahahahhaa! that was a funny one..
Man.. ur a very good writer indeed!
keep it up anyways!
The Saga Of DarkMagician: My fanfic - DarkMagician - 21-02-2005
*PLAY CAELUM TOWER-PSO3*
DarkMagician: !
Sleppy: Heh.
DarkMagician: Why are you working for those fools?
RobDeLaMorte: I have my reasons...
DAN: Tell you what DM...
DarkMagician: DO NOT CALL ME DM!
DAN: ...okay...anyway...if you submit now, erase your new spell, and give us each three materials, we will leave you be...whaddaya say?
DarkMagician: You have got to be kidding me... I can teleport you away whenever I want... you cannot stop me!
RobDeLaMorte: Then...put it to the test! Fight me!
DAN/Sleppy: This's gonna be cool!
*DAN and Sleppy take cover and watch, DarkMagician leaps off the tree and lands*
*Infinete and PETE walk by, and see the scene*
Infinete: What's going on?
DAN: Come over and watch guys, things are about to get interesting...
PETE: Cool.
RobDeLaMorte: It would seem that we have attracted an audience...
DarkMagician: Then, allow me to put on a show they will never forget!
PETE: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiight! *coughs*
DarkMagician-hp: 163/468
RobDeLaMorte-hp: 872/872
DarkMagician: And now....HIELKUPKAVRIEY!
*He waits, as RobDeLaMorte runs up to him*
DarkMagician: ...Why does it take so long???
RobDeLaMorte: HRRAGH!!!
*Uppercuts DarkMagician*
DarkMagician: Urff!
DarkMagician-hp: 113/468
RobDeLaMorte: Do you submit now?
*DarkMagician fires Foie at RobDeLaMorte, who dodges it easily*
*The Foie hits the bush the others were hiding in. They all run out screaming*
RobDeLaMorte: Hahahahahah!
DarkMagician: Oops...Ha-ha-hah!
RobDeLaMorte: Classic...anyway, where were we? Oh yes.
*They ready for battle again*
*Meanwhile the others climb a tree above them*
DAN: We'll be safe here...RiGhT???
PETE: Maybe...
DarkMagician: You shall not win, RobDeLaMorte! HIELKUPKAVRIEY!
*Nothing happens*
RobDeLaMorte: Hah! Your spell will not work on me. That is because...
DarkMagician: ...it will only get rid of the living! Dammit! I guess I will have to do this the old-fashioned way!
*Casts Grants*
RobDeLaMorte-hp: 772/872
RobDeLaMorte: Is that it? Try again!
*DarkMagician casts Megid*
*Nothing happens*
RobDeLaMorte: You cannot kill what does not live...fool...
DarkMagician: !!!
*RobDeLaMorte grabs DarkMagician*
DarkMagician: What!?
*RobDeLaMorte leaps up high into the air, hurls DarkMagician back to earth. RobDeLaMorte lands safely*
DarkMagician-hp: 41/468
RobDeLaMorte: NOW will you submit!?
DarkMagician: Hff...never...
RobDeLaMorte: Fine. Have at you!
*Dashes towards him*
DarkMagician: Gifoie!
*RobDeLaMorte leaps over it*
DarkMagician: $*I%!
*RobDeLaMorte kicks off the tree that the others are hiding in, in midair, bounces off, and kicks DarkMagician in the head*
DarkMagician-hp: 14/468
*Sleppy and the rest start clapping*
RobDeLaMorte: Submit, idiot!
DarkMagician: N..no...
*DarkMagician casts Resta*
DarkMagician-hp: 468/468
*DarkMagician casts Zonde*
RobDeLaMorte: Grreaaagh!!!
RobDeLaMorte-hp: 426/872
*RobDeLaMorte is shocked*
RobDeLaMorte: !!!
DarkMagician: Ha-hah!
Pete/Dan: S**T!
DarkMagician: Rafoie!
RobDeLaMorte-hp: 193/872
DarkMagician: Grants!
RobDeLaMorte-hp 93/872
*Shock wears off*
RobDeLaMorte: Gah! You will fall, DarkMagician!
*DarkMagician casts Razonde, hitting RobDeLaMorte*
RobDeLaMorte: GAAH!
RobDeLaMorte-hp: 18/872
RobDeLaMorte: RIGHT! THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU!
RobDeLaMorte: HAND OF THE REAPER!!!
*A skeletal hand envelops DarkMagician, and throws him into the ground*
DarkMagician-hp: 1/468
*Just then, Sakura comes along*
Sakura: What is going on here!? Why are you fighting!?!
DarkMagician: Uh-oh...
RobDeLaMorte: Uhh...
PETE: Oooh...busted by the missus...HAHAHAH!
DarkMagician: Well, they want me to destroy my new spell which teleports others to wherever they wish...
RobDeLaMorte: Liar! He has been teleporting DAN and Sleppy without consent to dangerous locations, trying to injure them or worse!
DarkMagician: That's not tr...
Sakura: Silence! DarkMagician... I have overheard this from the others, and I heard you laughing as you created your new spell...
DarkMagician: !!!
DAN: Busssteeeed.....
Sakura: DarkMagician, ERASE THAT SPELL, COMPENSATE THEM, AND NO MORE SPELL CREATING!
RobDeLaMorte: I believe the agreed terms were 'Three materials each for myself, DAN and Sleppy.
DarkMagician: But...
Sakura: DO IT!!!
RobDeLaMorte: You are no position to bargain, DarkMagician. I suggest you listen to her...
*Everyone in the tree laughs, as DarkMagician is dragged home by an angry Sakura*
Fin...
The Saga Of DarkMagician: My fanfic - Hayami - 21-02-2005
Then Hayami runs through the battlefield and was never seen again
The Saga Of DarkMagician: My fanfic - DarkMagician - 21-02-2005
thatwas not needed. stop being an idiot. I just heard some terrible news. I am not inthe mood for idiocy...
The Saga Of DarkMagician: My fanfic - Deadly Zero - 21-02-2005
ok DM take the time you need but ill send you my fanfic by email so you can see what i have and see how you can help. What ever happened I hope things go good for you.
The Saga Of DarkMagician: My fanfic - DarkMagician - 21-02-2005
dont count on it. mny mind is cloded over, it will take up to a week perhaps for me to even start writing again.
The Saga Of DarkMagician: My fanfic - Poo Fly - 21-02-2005
wow, whatevers going on must be quite bad, you'll get over it, you have to, your Darkmagician!