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Funny thing of the day - Kaminari - 12-04-2005
Know what the best part is? I think it is one of the local kids, so I doubt he is going to try it again.
I DID NOT STAB HIM EITHER. He fell ONTO his knife. Not my fault, my leg spasmed my boot into his crotch.
Serves him right, if he is too pathetic to take me.
Funny thing of the day - Shade - 12-04-2005
Kaminari Wrote:This is DarkMagician.
Today, as I walked down a side road home, a funny thing happened to me; I nearly got mugged.
A teenager...maybe 18+? Came up to me. The area was clear. He pulled out a switch-blade knife, and ordered my to give him money.
I stared over his shoulder, narrowing my eyes. Mind games. He fell for it. As he turned, I kicked him in the testicles, so hard, he collapsed AND GOT HIS OWN KNIFE IN HIS THIGH.
He limped off, as I cried with laughter.
Anyone else had a hilarious experience?
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol... that RULES!!! Did that really happen... stupid chav...
(probably chav)
Funny thing of the day - Talex - 12-04-2005
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
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a funny thing happend to me the other day
my friend attached a Mr Kippling Pie to a rocket and launched into the air
when it got to about 100ft the pie exploded
pie tastes much beter when it is airborn
Funny thing of the day - Shade - 12-04-2005
Only Talex could dream about rocket pie... lol
I did nt see this but my freind talked about it all day...
Funny thing of the day - Talex - 12-04-2005
It ranks with my idear of a rocket powerd bed and
a buttonless PS2 controller where you are left saying "what the hell am i suposed to do with this"
Funny thing of the day - Shade - 12-04-2005
ooooooooooooo kaaaaaaaay........................
*runs*
Funny thing of the day - jarl - 12-04-2005
lol, liking the idea of a buttonless controller there
nothintg funny happened to me 2day, 4im just sitting at home bored...
Funny thing of the day - Talex - 12-04-2005
to be honest i am claming reward for other pieples ideas
the person who had the incident with the pie came up with thous ideas
Funny thing of the day - Mirinee - 12-04-2005
Kaminari Wrote:I stared over his shoulder, narrowing my eyes. Mind games. He fell for it. As he turned, I kicked him in the testicles, so hard, he collapsed AND GOT HIS OWN KNIFE IN HIS THIGH.He had a knife. Not really a laughing matter. But anyway, go, DarkMagician! You must've levelled up loads.
Nothing that interesting ever happened to me before. I don't know what I would have done, but I'll know what to do now, thanks
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Funny thing of the day - jarl - 12-04-2005
i dont carry money around generally so im safsh unless he stabs me for not having any money.. what shoes were you wearing dm?