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The Crazy RP of Malfi and Kalki - Lionheart - 03-04-2004
Joe: Perhaps Melfi, only if youre willing to put in many hours of rigorous training. Oh and dont get me wrong, i respect Hiei as a fighter, but not when he loses control like that. *To Hiei* Doshita moush mai ka? (Whats wrong, is that all you got?) I know youre stronger than that Hiei. Train, and beat me into the ground.
The Crazy RP of Malfi and Kalki - Melfi - 03-04-2004
M: Rigerous training......? Aaaa......nevermind....I'm an intense fighter as it is, but....I'm lazy, like Yusuke.
At that moment, Kurama came home. Luckily, he just bought some more cleaner.
M: Kuuuraaamaaa! *glomps* I missed you!
Kurama: Smells like Hiei and Kalki had a fight.
M: Yeah. Sesshomaru and Kalk are cleaning up now.
Kura: They always make a mess...
The Crazy RP of Malfi and Kalki - Lionheart - 03-04-2004
Joe: "hello Kurama, dont worry, i put Hiei in his place. As for you, thats something i may not be able to do. One of those Hell plants or that plant you used in the finals of the Dark Tournament and ill probably be put down..."
Kurama: You sell yourself short, youre a high class fighter yourself and i would be on high guard fighting you"
Joe: "Thanks, i appreciate that coming from you, we should spar sometime just to see who would win"
M: "Nobody could beat my Kurama! *clutches*
Kurama: "Now, now, dont go making claims I may not be able to keep"
Joe: "No shes probably right"
Hiei: "Would you two just shut up with the false modesty and compliments! Just fight and settle it already!
Joe: Dont make me go medieval on you Hiei *grabs at Claymore*
Hiei: Tch *walks away*
Kurama: "I see you must've actually struck a little fear into him"
Joe: "Maybe just a tad" *laughs*
*Yusuke and Kuwabara come in*
Kuwabara: Hey guys, what happened here
Yusuke: Yeah, what the hell, you guys have some sorta kinky sex party or something *sly laugh* *Keiko comes from outta nowhere and slaps Yusuke*
Keiko: YUSUKE! GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!! YOURE SO IMMATURE!!
Joe&Kurama: Just another typical day at this house...
The Crazy RP of Malfi and Kalki - Melfi - 03-04-2004
M: Aahahahaha!! Yusuke you gotta huge red mark on yer face!
Yusuke: You want one too?
M: Like you could catch me! My speed matches Hiei's *smirks*
Kuwabara: Will you two cut it out. Joe and Kurama, now Melfi and Urameshi...Jeeze. *Melfi glares at Kuwabara*
Joe: Hey, what's for dinner anyway?
M: Well, since the kitchen is totaled, we could either have ramen, or we could go out somewhere...
The Crazy RP of Malfi and Kalki - Lionheart - 03-04-2004
Joe: I Vote ramen!
Kuwabara: ramen for sure eh heh heh
Kurama: I enjoy ramen myself
Keiko: Well me and Yusuke and Kuwabara all ate...speaking of, Kuwabara why did you vote?
Kuwabara: Hey i cant help that im still hungry...
M: Well ramen it is then!
The Crazy RP of Malfi and Kalki - Melfi - 03-04-2004
Melfi went and got the packs of ramen and put a kettle of water on the stove.
M: Hey, could someone get the bowls ready?
Keiko:I'll help.
M: Thanks Keiko.
The ramen was finally served and everyone was full.
M: Hey! Let's all play video games!
Yusuke: Now yer talkin! What should we play first? A fighter, RPG, adventure, what?
The Crazy RP of Malfi and Kalki - Lionheart - 03-04-2004
Joe: Yusuke, youre far too stupid to understand an RPG, Melfi, if you wanna play RPGs im the guy to ask, after all, ive played and beaten every single final fantasy *gloats and places hands on hips all cool like*
Yusuke: Shut your face you cocky bastard! Ill pound you into the ground!
Kurama: Now, now, children, calm yourselves. *slight tone of annoyance*
Joe&Yusuke: *with slightly startled looks* yes sir...
The Crazy RP of Malfi and Kalki - Melfi - 03-04-2004
M: Aha! He told you guys!
Kura: You behave too.
M: *teary eyed like* I'm sorry Kura! I'll be good.
They ended up playing a shooter instead. Melfi, Joe, and Yusuke killed Kuwabara 34 times. Melfi had 18 suscides, because she can't throw a proximity mine for crap. Kurama sat and watched, and took someone elses place now and then.
M: Hey!! It's Thursday! And nine o'clock! Mad Mad House in on Sci Fi!
Yusuke: You actually watch that show?
M: Yeah. The vampire, Dan is pretty cute.
Yuske: You just like his hair.
M: Shut up! I'll kick yer ass! *Kurama grabs Malfi and restrains her*
Kura: Joe, could you do something about this?
The Crazy RP of Malfi and Kalki - Faulkie - 03-04-2004
I'm always confused
The Crazy RP of Malfi and Kalki - Melfi - 03-04-2004
That's ok. just a couple of posts before the last, and continue with the story. It doesn't have to make too much sense anyway.