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Family Guy - Mini_Bert - 20-12-2003
Check these, there the lyrics to the awfully different song!
Awfully Different
Both: You and I are so awfully different
Too awfully different
To ever be pals
Stewie: Do you want to go first
Brian: Yeah I'll go
Your favorite hero is the Marquis de Sade
Stewie: You're one to talk
You get a stiffie from Phylicia Rashad
Brian: Oh one time
Stewie: I've a style flair
Just look at my hip hair
Brian: Yeah that's quite a nice doo there
Stewie: Oh thanks
Brian: For me to poop on
Stewie: What?
Brian: Oh come on, you look like Charlie Brown
Stewie: Bite me Snoopy
Both: There's not a whole lot
That we've got to agree on
Brian: Cause I love the strains of a classical score
Stewie: And I like that singer who looks like a whore
Brian: Ricky Martin?
Stewie: Love him
Both: We're to different to ever be pals
You and I are (Do Do Do) so awfully different
Too awfully different (Do Do Do)
To ever be pals (Do Do Do Do Do Do Do)
Brian: Your head's as massive as a meteorite
Stewie: Very funny
You have a weenie like a Christmas tree light
Brian: I'd bet money you'll marry a honey
Who's pretty and funny
And her name'll be Ted
Stewie: A gay joke
Brian: I just work with what you give me
Both: You might think we're in sync
But we stink as a duo
Brian: Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts
Stewie: And you get a kick out of stroking your--
Brian: Woah, you can't say that on TV
Stewie: What, ego?
Brian: Never mind
Both: We're too different to ever be pals (top)
Family Guy - Ivan - 30-12-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Mini_Bert
Psychiatrist: Does stewie have a history of violence?
Lois:No, hitting peter was the first violent thing he's ever done.
Stewie: Well technically my first act of violence was that time bomb I left ticking in your uterus, happy 50th birthday lois.
HA!
Lmao, that was a great one.
Remember the time when, Peter skips work and takes the kids to a Red Sox game? Peter catches a foul ball and gives it to Stewie:
Stewie: Hey, kid, I trade you my souveneir ball for your souveneir bat. (They trade, stewie hits him with the bat, and takes the ball back)"What did you learn?"
lmao
Family Guy - Ton - 22-01-2004
LOL! My friends were talking about that one the other day. I think it was the baseball game one, where louis is like, " The kids shouldn't play hooky," and then peter is like, oh come on, it can be educational, and then i shows these two guys and they r like, where is bob? Ok, lets c, if his car goes at an average of 50 m/h..... That was funny.
Family Guy - Mini_Bert - 22-01-2004
No it goes, wheres bob? Well you tell me, if bob's house is 3 miles away and bob travels at 10 miles an hour, how long will it take him to get here? *thinks* depends if he stops to see his hoe. That's what we call a variable.
Lol
Family Guy - Ton - 22-01-2004
Ahh, so many funny family guys. Have u seen the super power one?
Family Guy - Ivan - 22-01-2004
hahah that was a good one
Family Guy - Ton - 23-01-2004
I have to fart, but i dont know which way to lean on. lol. and also. " do wat we say or we will kill u," *meg grows claws* " is that all u can do?" *scrapes person who said that* " Oww. That kind of hurt. is it bleeding? no, but that actually kind of hurt."
Family Guy - Duo - 18-02-2004
"Star trek twelve, so very tired." "Captain clingons off the starboard boad" "Again with the clingons. Mr Scott give me full power." "It's not good captain! I can't reach the control panels!" lol that was good. And then the episode where peter becomes the president of the company when its a tobacco company. The guy gets the dog "Pull!" they toss out the dog and he shoots it. lol It's like shooting skeet
Family Guy - Lee-yoshi - 18-02-2004
That Star Trek bit was actually from the Simpsons, i watched the episode it was from yesterday on Sky One! lol
Family Guy - Duo - 18-02-2004
Oh wait.. now i remember. Nevermind