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GameBoy Kills Kiddies!!! - Cye Zero - 12-01-2007
Run Judgement Run...Wait would they be able to find you through the DS Wi-Fi connection?
GameBoy Kills Kiddies!!! - Anti Hacker - 12-01-2007
Faulkie Wrote:You are sick. You are actually sick.
Nobody dying is ever funny. Ever.
www.darwinawards.com
- I'm not saying this death was funny, though.
Anyway, this incident clearly proves video games are the spawn of the devil. I always wondered what that red glow coming from my cube was. I always wondered why it could fly, and inspire me to kill people, and why it had demonic horns.
...
Oh wait, that's what real satan spawn would be like, and in actual fact that is nothing like a gamecube.
Also, satan does not exist. Therefore his spawn does not exist. Therefore saying that videogames are satanspawn is to say that they don't exist, and if they don't exist they can't cause any problems.
*gives self a medal*
IMO anyone who plays GTA and believes that a kevlar jacket will protect them for a 230mph superbike crash into a lamp post, for the sake of our gene pool they deserve what they get.
Anyway they're not people, they're chavs. What do you call it when a chav dies? Community service is what.
GameBoy Kills Kiddies!!! - Judgment - 12-01-2007
Cye Zero Wrote:Run Judgement Run...Wait would they be able to find you through the DS Wi-Fi connection?
HOLY CRAP YOUR RIGHT T.T!!!! *Panics*
GameBoy Kills Kiddies!!! - Sonic Saturn - 12-01-2007
Quote:
They become like blinking lizards, motionless, absorbed, only the twitching of their hands showing they are still conscious. These machines teach them nothing. They stimulate no ratiocination, discovery or feat of memory.
that is the most ridiculous thing ever, A lot of the time there areabout 5 or 6 of us round my friend Fin's house during college free periods, we piss off the neighobur's for being so loud, we lock each other out, i have NEVER heard so much frantic shouting jumping up and down throwing controllers at each other (mainly me) in my life, for gods sake even without a wii we're getting excercise here!!! some of us evne break into a sweat wuite oftne (not me lol). i know none of you have gone round fin's but that is complete and utter S***!!!and yes i thin the Tories have just lost my vote as well!!! I cnanot express how wrong they are,.... sorry about the kid though
GameBoy Kills Kiddies!!! - jarl - 12-01-2007
The outspoken Tory MP has claimed it is time to "garotte the Game Boy and paralyse the PlayStation"
how long did it take him to think that up? And it's DS now....
Outspoken Tory MP Boris Johnson has sensationally slammed videogames, and blamed them for the reason why children are reading less and less in today's society.
lol, text messages :O
Sorry, but i think you'll find that we are reading more than ever before ATM- not out of books, true, but we're still reading. You claimed we weren't. I'm right, you're wrong, GTFO
According to Johnson, 89 per cent of UK homes with children also contain a videogames console. He also claimed that the number of computer games per household were high in Britain, and more so than in any other EU country.
And? us buying games keeps the economy afloat. so how is this console thing bad?
Writing in the telegraph, Johnson claimed: "Millions of seven to 15 year olds are hooked, especially boys, and it is time someone had the guts to stand up, cross the room and just say no to Nintendo.
Yes, quite a lot are hooked. However, it's like smoking- the only way to stop people doing it is to educate them. A flat out ban will be impossible to enforce (I can think of a fair few places to hide something just bigger than 3 DVD's), and will not achieve anything.
Johnson has also blamed videogames for the reason why an influx of students are applying for University without the correct, or adequate writing skills. "I refuse to believe that these hypnotic little machines are innocent ... These possessions are not so much an index of wealth as a cause of ignorance and underachievement and, yes, poverty," he continued.
It's called a laptop. Yes, we've moved on from the bombe, though that was probably about when you grew up.
"The nippers are bleeping and zapping in speechless rapture, their passive faces washed in explosions and gore. They sit for so long that their souls seem to have been sucked down the cathode ray tube.
Flatscreen TV's, noob. Also, you're a politician, not a bloody poet!
"They become like blinking lizards, motionless, absorbed, only the twitching of their hands showing they are still conscious. These machines teach them nothing. They stimulate no ratiocination, discovery or feat of memory."
really? so me remembering a 4 digit pass key for a whole level of doom3 before realising I didn't need it was worthless and would never help me again in my life, should I need to remember a number for whatever reason (hey, maybe the page number of the book i'm currently reading... Yes, really. I was on page 167 this morning, now its 204. lol?) Also, ratiocination? who are you trying to kid? I floccinaucinihilipilificate your opinion. bitch.
While we're at it, surely the act of remembering "oh, when i get xyz i need to go to abc" is fairly important? And the improved reaction times from monsters jumping out at me is absolutely pointless, and will never serve me in real life (i mean, when do you need to react quickly? let's face it, not like someone will ever jump out in front of you while you're driving a car forcing you to... you guessed it! react quickly to avoid killing them.
Only Boris would be capable of such a tirade!
da troof.
I wonder what would have happened if he had been pulling out a socket for a light? would all lighting companies have been slandered by the media for making unsafe child killing products? I think not... It would have been regarded as an accidental tragedy, nothing more. What's with video games? why the hate?
GameBoy Kills Kiddies!!! - Sonic Saturn - 12-01-2007
Ah, i forgot how good your style of writing was lol, free entertainment on the net lol, i hang on I'm reading, o wel if you'd look at that... hm, speaking of quick reactions, my friend got punched in the face about 3 and a half hours ago... now i'm not saying that if he playe dmore video games he might have dodged it (despite the fact that Gerald (the guy who punched him) ahd stolen my friend's friend's gmaeboy/ds or whtever (It hasn't been specified what ti was, woo go bad memory to the girl i know who told me this who ahrdly plays videogames (get in) lol) what i'm saying is... actually i dunno other than their wrong, Jarl your right (o what a surprise... still at least i'm not wrong this time lol) AND my friend (the girl with the bad memory) sys that while we're playing video games at Fin's house we're "soothing" despite the fact that we are "as communicative as a fish in an army tank" proably because we're shouting abuse at each other... ah life is funny... until you get locked out of Fin's house ¬¬ (I have the new record of standing outside longest! dw I was sending texxts on my phone while, knocking on the door, i'm not that sad lol)
GameBoy Kills Kiddies!!! - Cye Zero - 13-01-2007
Anti Hacker Wrote:www.darwinawards.comYour logic is very strange.... but in a very crazy and sinister way might and I'm talking about a very big might here be true 0.o;;.
- I'm not saying this death was funny, though.
Anyway, this incident clearly proves video games are the spawn of the devil. I always wondered what that red glow coming from my cube was. I always wondered why it could fly, and inspire me to kill people, and why it had demonic horns.
...
Oh wait, that's what real satan spawn would be like, and in actual fact that is nothing like a gamecube.
Also, satan does not exist. Therefore his spawn does not exist. Therefore saying that videogames are satanspawn is to say that they don't exist, and if they don't exist they can't cause any problems.
*gives self a medal*
IMO anyone who plays GTA and believes that a kevlar jacket will protect them for a 230mph superbike crash into a lamp post, for the sake of our gene pool they deserve what they get.
Anyway they're not people, they're chavs. What do you call it when a chav dies? Community service is what.
GameBoy Kills Kiddies!!! - Anti Hacker - 13-01-2007
Oh, you know it!
*swipes Judgments' DS* There! Now no one can track you. You'll thank me later 
GameBoy Kills Kiddies!!! - Cye Zero - 13-01-2007
But now he can't play any games at least you could have gave him a gameboy advance SP *Gives Jdgement a GBA sp*.
GameBoy Kills Kiddies!!! - jarl - 15-01-2007
*swipes and sells on ebay*
sorry, i need money
