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Funny thing of the day - Teh EkwEE - 12-04-2005
Kaminari Wrote:Earlier today;
Walking along...( Hey, I walk a lot) Some kid comes straight at me with a bike. I see from his expression (A dark grin) he intends to play chicken/ run me down.
I uh...waited...sidestepped...and thrust my arm out...
He fell back, did half a backflip, and landed on the floor face down. His bike sped ahead, and hit a wall, denting the front wheel.
Moral of the story? Don't fup with me. If I think you are trying to injure me with a weapon or object, you WILL GO DOWN.
DM es a gangsta' you don't mess wit' dat' dawg or you get smacked down son!
Sorry........tis' meh ghettoness...
Funny thing of the day - whiteninja - 13-04-2005
Okay, at my high school, there have been a few thefts from the science hall recently: a laptop, a computer projector, and a few wi-fi internet cards. The teachers finally found out who stole it and when they searched his locker they found:
- the laptop
- the projector, broken like it was hit with a hammer
- a few of the wi-fi cards
- empty beer cans, claimed he picked up from the ground for the $.05 deposit
- an Indian peace pipe
- marijuana
- a bottle of booze
- a hitlist
It just gets better and better, don't it? Of course, he's expeled an arrested now..... He kept that all in his locker.... fool....
Funny thing of the day - jarl - 13-04-2005
lol, y the hell did he have marijuana in his locker? hes not exactly gonna get out a spliff in the middle of lesson from it and start smoking lol!
Funny thing of the day - Vincent Rayne - 13-04-2005
around my house...
they watch till you leave...
break in...
steal your money...
your liquor...
then beat you up...
so you dont tell...
(hasnt happened to me yet...)
(they got my neighbors though...)
Funny thing of the day - jarl - 13-04-2005
being paranoid certainly helps, anyone breaks into my house with me in it theyll find a foot long piece od rusty iron embedded in their body
Funny thing of the day - Vincent Rayne - 13-04-2005
jarl Wrote:being paranoid certainly helps, anyone breaks into my house with me in it theyll find a foot long piece od rusty iron embedded in their body
best i have is a baseball bat...
and a paintball gun...(which could be quite helpful against a lightly clothed enemy...)
Funny thing of the day - jarl - 13-04-2005
go for the groin!! lol! i have a hockey stick too, but i think the spiky bar is probably a bit more intmidating
i also have various shaped pointy sticks littered around my room, 1 of which would be very good for gouging out eyeballs, but letd not go there
Funny thing of the day - God-IX - 13-04-2005
Haha, I have no sort of club or such around my house, I do though, have a sword hanging on my wall. It's not really there to be used but if the time arises...
I also have numerous throwing stars around my room ( I collect them)
Funny thing of the day - Kaminari - 13-04-2005
Personally, I pity the poor b*stard that attacks Ria.
Why?
She has; Nunchuks, and a wooden Katana. I am certain she has more, but I do not want to pry. Rest assured, she is probably the best equipped member here.
Funny thing of the day - jarl - 13-04-2005
a wooden katana? how cool is that!!