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Think your funny? - zero132132 - 19-01-2005
What do you do if a blond throws a pen at you?
Run like H*&^ because she's holding the grenade.
I don't know whether they would be considered appropriate or not but...
If you want to know what they are pm me.
Think your funny? - Faulkie - 19-01-2005
Use your own judgement there. If they contain bad language the tone it down a bit. If it uses 'adult themes' then forget it.
Think your funny? - zero132132 - 20-01-2005
Ummm... they're very sadistic... (draws a breath)... dead baby jokes... don't think too badly of me now.
Think your funny? - Faulkie - 20-01-2005
I'd say definitely not then...
Think your funny? - Mirinee - 20-01-2005
You've probably all heard this one as well:
Two hunters (not of Ragol) were in the forest. One of them suddenly fainted. He had stopped breathing and the whites of his eyes were showing. His friend panicked, quickly fumbled for his mobile phone and dialed emergency.
"Okay, be calm," the voice instructed. "First, make sure he's dead."
There was a silence. A loud BANG was heard.
"Then what?"
Think your funny? - Teh EkwEE - 21-01-2005
Good one Mirinee.
Please let him post the dead baby jokes........*points to rotten.com* they have worse dead baby pictures........:$
Think your funny? - Kenshin110 - 21-01-2005
heres a few
im not considered the funniest guy but here goes....
if con is the oppisite of pro then is congress the oppistie of progress?
if flying is so safe then why do they all the airport "the terminal"
why is it that the time of the day when nothign moves is called rush hour?
and a question to leave with..
Do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
dont think these are inappropriate if they are do delete...
Think your funny? - Serpent7 - 21-01-2005
No dead baby jokes.
Think your funny? - zero132132 - 21-01-2005
Glad I didn't post them then thanks for the warning.
Think your funny? - Serpent7 - 22-01-2005
Okay. Remember, if you're ever doubtful of whether it's okay to post something or not, PM the mod in charge of the section.