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Think your funny? - misterbud - 22-01-2005
Faulkie Wrote:Use your own judgement there. If they contain bad language the tone it down a bit. If it uses 'adult themes' then forget it.
That is what makes finding jokes to post so hard... Over half of the ones that I would post contain, erm...adult themes.
Think your funny? - Faulkie - 24-01-2005
Yeah, too bad...
Think your funny? - Uber Ninja - 25-01-2005
Yea, I have a bunch with adult themes as well... grrr....
Think your funny? - misterbud - 27-01-2005
Quote:A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbor strolls over. The neighbor tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds. Finally, the neighbor asks what the problem is.
"Well," the man says, "I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now I'm in the doghouse."
"What kind of question?" the neighbor asks.
"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly."
"That's easy," says the neighbor. "You just say, 'Of course I will'".
"Yeah," says the other man, "that's what I meant to say. But what came out was, 'Of course I do.'"
Best I could come up with at the moment...
Think your funny? - DarkMagician - 27-01-2005
If I cannot say adult jokes, then this thread will become quickly boring and pointless...I take my leave of you!
*Attempts to lock thread as a form of revenge, but can't*
Oh yeah...Bugger....
Think your funny? - tomnash - 27-01-2005
three blondes walked into a bar
you'd think one of them would of seen it
Think your funny? - T_T1K - 27-01-2005
Whats the difference between an Essex girl and a walrus?
One has whiskers and smells of fish the other ones a walrus.
Think your funny? - Grave_Guardian - 27-01-2005
Hahahhahaha good one Sol. Keep the jokes coming everyone. If onlly my dad knew some appropriate ones I'd post them. Me no have imagination, or memory for that.
Think your funny? - Ivan - 27-01-2005
I callenge misterbud to a joke duel!
1.) Why do my feet smell if they ain't got no nose?
2.) A mom walks into the kitchen and sees her son staring at something. She leans over to see what it is, and it's some orange juice. The mom asks, "Why are you staring at that bottle of orange juice. The boy replies, "'Cus it says concentrate on it..."
3.) You know what I don't understand? Why do they call it "Taking a Dump", instead of "Leaving a dump"? I mean after all, you aren't taking it anywhere.
4.) Question...why is it everytime I pick my nose it's full again in a few minutes.
5.) How can you tell if a blonde has been writing a essay on the computer?
Because there'd be white out on the screen
Think your funny? - Jay - 28-01-2005
Joke 1
Code:
Man:Docter Docter i think i am going blind.
Docter:me to this is a supermarket.Joke 2
Code:
To men walk into a building.
OUCH!!