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Spontanious Feline Combustion - Feline Witch - 15-01-2005
Hello people, I am here to raise funds fo the phenomenon known as Spontanious Feline Combustion. This causes cuddly kitties to explode and burst into flames, ruining the lino.
Sadly, some countries have started using kittens as hand grenades, and what is worse, a tortoiseshell named Mittons is being used to power the doomsday device.
Please give generously, so I can find the cure. If I do not find the cure, you are welcome to live in my shanty and eat my canned tomato puree, after Mittons goes off.
Please, do not say anything like, "My heart goes out to you, but not my wallet."
Spontanious Feline Combustion - DARKMATTER - 15-01-2005
lmaorofl, thats pretty good.
Spontanious Feline Combustion - DarkMagician - 16-01-2005
Uh oh...I fear I am found out... Feline Witch, I admit it...it was me that caused the S.F.C. It is a technique I have been testing known as a Delayed Foie. It enters the body, and within a week/month, FFWWOOOSH! Smoking kittens!
Her, I am sorry for my experiments...
*Throws over 1 mesata*
Use it wisely.
*Leaves*
Spontanious Feline Combustion - Grave_Guardian - 17-01-2005
Well writen FW. As to what DM siad.... nothing but hahahaha. Good one both.
Spontanious Feline Combustion - DarkMagician - 17-01-2005
I see someone found it amusing...but I do not think Feline Witch will when he sees this...
Spontanious Feline Combustion - Shade - 17-01-2005
As a gesture of kindness from the Shadow Council...
We ALL pledge a total of
100000000000000000 meseta...
(You are now in SERIOUS debt we want 200% interest)
Spontanious Feline Combustion - DarkMagician - 17-01-2005
Aha! None of that is mine! I-am-so-damn-stingy! I-am-so-damn-stingy! La-la-la-la-la-la! I-am-so-damn-stingy!
Got to love that beat...
Spontanious Feline Combustion - Shade - 17-01-2005
uuuuh.... sure... none of that is yours... not a meseta... not a bit...
uuuh... I... gotta... go... now...
*runs off*
Spontanious Feline Combustion - DarkMagician - 17-01-2005
Hmm?
*Feels into pocket*
HEY, WHAT THE FU-- GET BACK HERE!!!
*Persues shade*
Spontanious Feline Combustion - Judgment - 17-01-2005
*puts 1000 meseta in colection box*....... *steals colection box* i just got to be me -_- *runs*