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Who would make a better president? - Orpheus - 20-02-2005
Bush:
1. Republican party's #1 candidate.
2. Comes in only one flavor: bullshit.
3. Promotes tax cuts.
4. Has about 20% body fat.
5. Cost: $400,000 per year.
6. Has 0 mg sodium when he's not choking to death from a salted pretzel lodged down his throat.
7. Can keep a straight face while condoning plagiarism and forgery.
A box of Tic-Tacs:
1. #1 position in the U.S. breath mint category.
2. Comes in six flavors.
3. Promotes tooth decay.
4. Only 1 and 1/2 calories.
5. Cost: 92 pence.
6. 0 mg sodium.
7. Long lasting fresh breath.
p.s. got this off: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net
Who would make a better president? - Double Edge - 20-02-2005
No contest; Bush does not promote fresh breath for me, so he's out. That and I'm a Canadian. Go Tic-Tacs!
Who would make a better president? - Orpheus - 20-02-2005
oh and if you did not guess try and cross refrence the numbers for each one
Who would make a better president? - Double Edge - 20-02-2005
Heh yea I did, I sort of figured that's what you're supposed to do. That's hilarious man..
Orpheus Wrote:6. Has 0 mg sodium when he's not choking to death from a salted pretzel lodged down his throat.
^That got me goin, my friend..^____________^;;
Who would make a better president? - Orpheus - 20-02-2005
mmmmm.... pretzels....
*shoves one in mouth and gets stuck*
GAAA!!! TOOO MUCH SALT!!!
Who would make a better president? - Judgment - 20-02-2005
Tic-Tacs no doubt about it
Who would make a better president? - whiteninja - 20-02-2005
tic-tacs, especially the orange flavored ones
Who would make a better president? - Lee-yoshi - 20-02-2005
..... LMFAOTILIAFMFAKH!!!
Wrong, but oh so true, HAHA!
Who would make a better president? - Feline Witch - 20-02-2005
Does Mr Bush freshen your breath for 2 hours, and come in Orange or Cinnamon, or is the staple diet of supermodels? Er no. I would gladly vote for Tic Tacs. As long as they come out in Vanilla.
Who would make a better president? - Archer - 21-02-2005
a pretty silly post but whatever
. As much as I like Tic Tacs, especially the orange flavoured ones, I like Bush's fight on Terrorism . Now don't post anything that'll make me argue, thats just my opinion. However, when Bush's terms are up, Go Tic Tacs (Orange flavour )