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Quotes plus!!! - Shade - 25-04-2005
Here are some great quotes... I stole all from 1 site... lol
*Bumper Sticker â We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
*Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out
*FOR SALE: 1 set of morals, never used, will sell cheap
*Bumper Sticker â Iâm not as think as you drunk I am.
*I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait
*Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
*Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
*Behind every great man is a great woman...and behind every great woman is some guy staring at her butt!
*Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there
*Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film
Quotes plus!!! - God-IX - 25-04-2005
Those are good indeed.
But the one with I've gone to find myself....it is on a T-shirt, and it goes:
I have gone to find myself, if I return before I get back keep me here
Haha, i love all of them
Quotes plus!!! - Sesshomaru - 25-04-2005
lol...those are great.....
here are a few of my favourites
*bumpersticker - "I can go from Zero to B*tch in 2.5 seconds"*
*bumpersticker - "I live with fear everyday of my life....on weekends she sometimes lets me go out to play golf"*
Quotes plus!!! - God-IX - 25-04-2005
Haha are these actual items? or things you've made up?
Quotes plus!!! - Feline Witch - 25-04-2005
From Family Guy
Man on plane: Oh great, why do I always get put next to the baby?
Stewie: What? (Smacks guy) If you want to say something, say it to my face!
Fine! For the next hour you're my bitch! (Starts kicking the seat) WAAAH!
I AM FEELING FUSSY! WAAH! I AM EVER SO DIFFECULT AND I THINK I MIGHT BE TEETHING!"
I just loved that.
Quotes plus!!! - God-IX - 25-04-2005
Haha..I remember that...these quotes are great...
Quotes plus!!! - jarl - 25-04-2005
damily guy is the greates...
Quotes plus!!! - Vincent Rayne - 25-04-2005
damily guy..?
greates..?
ummmmmmmmmmmmm...yeah...
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyhoo...
a friend of mine at lunch...
"i just cant take you seriously..."(speaking of me)
me says...
"why not..?"
he goes on...
"i dont know, maybe it's got something to do with that PICKLE IN YOUR EAR..!"
Quotes plus!!! - Talex - 26-04-2005
I cauld make you larf with some of the things my imaginary friend said... but if i tell you he wodn't be imaginary any more
Quotes plus!!! - God-IX - 26-04-2005
I think your friend is the same as mine....
Does he tell you to burn things?