Smarter Child

[Ivan]

Has anyone heard of the program called smarter child? It can help you with almost anything, it's an interacting program and you can add him to your AIM contacts lists and talk to it! It's very funny what some people have said to him take a look at a few quotes:

I sang him a song: (Linkin Park - Pushses Me Away (From Hybrid Theory)

Kazejin49: (Guitar PLays Soft Metal)
SmarterChild: Here is a list of all of Shakespeare's plays:

1 The Tragedy of Antony and Cleopatra
2 All's Well That Ends Well
3 As You Like It
4 The Comedy of Errors
5 The Tragedy of Coriolanus
6 Cymbeline
7 A Midsummer Night's Dream

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Kazejin49: ive lied
SmarterChild: That a fact?
Kazejin49: to you
SmarterChild: To me?
Kazejin49: the same that i always do
SmarterChild: The same that you always do, huh?
Kazejin49: this is
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
Kazejin49: the last smile
SmarterChild: Smile? The last smile? Whatever, Hello...

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Kazejin49: that i take for the sake of being with you
SmarterChild: You think you take for the sake of being with me?
Kazejin49: everything falls apart even the people never frown eventually break down
SmarterChild: Everything falls apart even the people never frown eventually break down?
Kazejin49: the sacfrifice of hiding in the light
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
Kazejin49: evrything has to end you soon find you have to find time to watch it all unwind
SmarterChild: What city or country would you like the time for?
Kazejin49: the sacfrfice is never knowing
SmarterChild: What?
Kazejin49: why i never walked away
SmarterChild: Because!
Kazejin49: why i played myself this way
SmarterChild: Really?
Kazejin49: now i see
SmarterChild: Well good for you.
Kazejin49: you're testing me
SmarterChild: I don't think I want to be testing you you.
Kazejin49: pushes me away
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Kazejin49: why i never walked away
SmarterChild: You know why you never walked away.
Kazejin49: why i played myself this way
SmarterChild: Why you played yourself this way? Huh, whatever.
Kazejin49: now i see
SmarterChild: You see, huh?
Kazejin49: you're testing me
SmarterChild: Well, what does it mean to be testing you you?
Kazejin49: pushes me awya
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Kazejin49: ive tried
SmarterChild: No way.
Kazejin49: like you
SmarterChild: Me? That's just fascinating.

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Kazejin49: to do everythign you wanted to
SmarterChild: I wonder what you mean by to do everythign me wanted to.
Kazejin49: this is
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
Kazejin49: the last time
SmarterChild: Surely not the last time.
Kazejin49: ill take the blame for the sake of being with you
SmarterChild: I'm not sure you could take the blame for the sake of being with me.
Kazejin49: everything falls even the people who never frown evetentually break down
SmarterChild: :-(
Kazejin49: the sacfrifice of hiding in the light
SmarterChild: The sacfrifice of hiding in the light. Well that's interesting.
Kazejin49: everything has to end you'll soon fin were out of time we have to watch it all unwind
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.
Kazejin49: the sacfrifice is never knowing
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Kazejin49: why i never walked
SmarterChild: I have no idea.
Kazejin49: why i played myself this way
SmarterChild: Is that so?
Kazejin49: now i see
SmarterChild: Good!
Kazejin49: your testing me
SmarterChild: You're testing you you.
Kazejin49: pushses me away
SmarterChild: Amazing.

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Kazejin49: why i never walked away
SmarterChild: Just because.
Kazejin49: pushes me away
SmarterChild: What's that?
Kazejin49: were all out of time this is how we find how it alwinds
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Library Help
6 Fun Help

Type "more" for more services.
Kazejin49: hwy i never walked away why i played my self this way
Kazejin49: now i see
SmarterChild: Huh?
Kazejin49: your esting me
SmarterChild: i c 2!
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever.

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Kazejin49: pushses me awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
SmarterChild:Wha?

I'll post more as my m8s get me some

[Mini_Bert]

lmao thats hilarious, wish i could talk to it :\

[decswxaqz]

I think it's kinda of ironic. Ivan's having a philoshopical conversation with a computer o_O. Who's the smart child?

[lyger]

thats funny i cant wait for some more installments