FW's words of wisdom

[Feline Witch]

I being of soundish mind shall relate to you the phrases, somewhat coherant thoughts and sayings whose wisdom have stopped me setting myself alight and running screaming into a shopping mall.


1. Nothin' spells lovin' like a toddler in the oven.

2. Make your own presents. They are a lot cheap-I mean, more personal.

3. Why do parents buy us mobiles? They are a method of control!

4. Never keep a grudge, unless you have not gotten your own back yet.

5. Let the sun go down on your schemings. Revengings are best done at
night.

6. If you are ugly and sound like a retard, don't despair, the world of Corination Street and Emmerdale awaits.

[Grave_Guardian]

Ha ha good ones FW. Heres mine:

1. If at first you don;t succed try try again. If you still can't do it you just wasted a lot of time trying to do something you just can't do.

2. Never pee on an electric fence.

3. If the sign says "do not hunt" don't cause the guy probably has his own gun as wel. (In this area anyway.)

[Danny]

if you murder someone, whitch you shouldent, dont drop the body down the sewer, grind him up and sell huim as an alteritive sloppy joe

look for urban ledgens,, you will understand

[Feline Witch]

I prefer to feed my murder victims to my cats. Cheaper then whiskers, and it contains more nutrients.