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Well ok, I went to the toilet for a wee wee 30 min ago and well.. (how do I put this without being rude?!)
you see when I was wiping a umm spider crawled from the tissue onto *cough* area between legs *hint* *cough* then up to my belly button.
omg that made me jump! :S
Yikes, hope the way I described that wasn't breaknig the rules!
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ive woken up with a tarantula just relaxing on my forehead i was at a friends house who kept it as a pet somehow it managed to get out of the cage and took a nap on me while i was sleeping i screamed like a girl when i woke up and saw it in the mirror
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lol. poor Ria. I have not had many creepy encounters with bugs...they just piss me off altogether. ^_____^;;
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Kashima Wrote:ive woken up with a tarantula just relaxing on my forehead i was at a friends house who kept it as a pet somehow it managed to get out of the cage and took a nap on me while i was sleeping i screamed like a girl when i woke up and saw it in the mirror
IS THAT TRUE?! How the hell would you not know there was something on your head...
To be honest, if it was me, i wouldnt be sleeping in the same house, let alone the same bedroom that a tarantula's being kept in! (Even if it was in a 'cage').
I dont really know how Ria wouldnt have noticed the spider before the belly button either in those circumstances, hehehe
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Ria had a spider in teh vagina??????? XDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDXDXDDDDDDDXDDDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXDXDXD that has forever made my day. Ria, not to be mean, but I'm going to have to tell DM about this when he gets back. How you never noticed it. I'm an arachniphobic had that happened to me, I would probably died of a heart attack. Literally. *Shudders* Great laugh. I belive I'm going to put this in my sig.
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Teh EkwEE Wrote:Ria had a spider in teh vagina??????? XDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDXDXDDDDDDDXDDDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXDXDXD that has forever made my day. Ria, not to be mean, but I'm going to have to tell DM about this when he gets back. How you never noticed it. I'm an arachniphobic had that happened to me, I would probably died of a heart attack. Literally. *Shudders* Great laugh. I belive I'm going to put this in my sig.
LMAO - How mean, puuure evil, despite how funny it was
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20-03-2005, 01:48 AM
(This post was last modified: 20-03-2005, 01:55 AM by Teh EkwEE.)
I'm just going to rip on Ria for a while. This is too funny not to. Ria I'm doing this all in good fun honestly.
So when night falls do bats fly out?
When its that time of the month are there cobwebs?
Lastly, I put it in my siggy. MWAHAHAHAHAHAH
Everyone says DM is evil I think he would find this beyond evil.
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I have a really, really nasty one. But I don't think I will say it..... :$ It really freaked me out...
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omg Ekwee you are ebil..
See, I looked down and suddenly this black thing appeared from under the tissue from where I was wiping. It took me 2 or 3 seconds to realise. I didn't scream but eww.
I lost my viginity to a spider? >=o (sorry, couldn;t resist a lame joke like that!)
Ha..naa actually it wasn't that far below.
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Tell me Ria did you like it? Hmmmm, don't lie. Those little, eight, spindly legs. Oh yeah, you enjoyed it.
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