16-03-2005, 02:38 PM
5 people in a plane, tony blair, george bush, the pope, david beckham and a little girl. the plane is about to crash, and there are only 4 parachutes. tony blair
takes one and sais" i'm way too important to die", puts it on and jumps out. george bush also sais"i'm too important to die" so he takes one and jumps out.
david beckham also sais he's too important, so he takes one and jumps out, leavig the pope and the little girl. the pope sais "you take it, you've got your whole life to lead". then the girl sais "there are still 2 left, david beckham took my backpack
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heheheheheh
takes one and sais" i'm way too important to die", puts it on and jumps out. george bush also sais"i'm too important to die" so he takes one and jumps out.
david beckham also sais he's too important, so he takes one and jumps out, leavig the pope and the little girl. the pope sais "you take it, you've got your whole life to lead". then the girl sais "there are still 2 left, david beckham took my backpack
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heheheheheh
How do you learn to live?
Prepare for death.
How do you prepare for death?
Learn to live.
Now with sprinkles
Prepare for death.
How do you prepare for death?
Learn to live.
Now with sprinkles

