04-04-2005, 05:16 PM
Five best things to say if you are caught asleep when your not meant to be:-
5) They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
4) Whew! I must have left the lid off my Tipex. You probably got here in time!
3) I wasn't sleeping!I was resting my eyes.
2) I was testing my keyboard/ paper/ whatever is close to you at the time for drool resistance.
1) ... In Jesus' name, Amen.
5) They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
4) Whew! I must have left the lid off my Tipex. You probably got here in time!
3) I wasn't sleeping!I was resting my eyes.
2) I was testing my keyboard/ paper/ whatever is close to you at the time for drool resistance.
1) ... In Jesus' name, Amen.
Anyone caught smoking at Layer Road will be buried in the
centre circle by the forking groundsman, with only their head
showing, and left there during the second half.
Previous threats of electrocution, being made to listen to Will
Young and being hung from the floodlights have
failed to discourage all the smokers.
If Cardiff players had to stand and pay respects to an English national anthem, would they? I don't think so.
But Arsenal players manage to do it.
centre circle by the forking groundsman, with only their head
showing, and left there during the second half.
Previous threats of electrocution, being made to listen to Will
Young and being hung from the floodlights have
failed to discourage all the smokers.
If Cardiff players had to stand and pay respects to an English national anthem, would they? I don't think so.
But Arsenal players manage to do it.

