12-04-2005, 10:08 AM
OK... this was a good thread until the spammers came to town...
a) Speak english dammit!!!!!!
b) Get out if you have no jokes
c) Refrain from spamming in other peoples threads please...
OK... Joke now:
Two peices of tarmac are siting in a bar...
They are arguing over who is the hardest...
The grey peice of tarmac says: I am the hardest cos I am used in freeways... So I must be...
Then the black peice replys: NO you are not... I am the hardest as I am motorways... and I get most use... So I am the hardest...
Anyway this argument goes on for ages and then a greem peice of tarmac walks in... And the grey and black tarmacs dive an hide under a table... The green tarmac looks around and walks out again...
Few that was close... said the grey tarmac...
Suddenly the barman calls over: Hang on... If you two are arguing over who is the hardest, why did you hide from him..?
Then the black tarmac replys: Well we're not gonna mess with him, hes a bleedin' Cyclepath...
(Read that out loud to get it)
a) Speak english dammit!!!!!!
b) Get out if you have no jokes
c) Refrain from spamming in other peoples threads please...
OK... Joke now:
Two peices of tarmac are siting in a bar...
They are arguing over who is the hardest...
The grey peice of tarmac says: I am the hardest cos I am used in freeways... So I must be...
Then the black peice replys: NO you are not... I am the hardest as I am motorways... and I get most use... So I am the hardest...
Anyway this argument goes on for ages and then a greem peice of tarmac walks in... And the grey and black tarmacs dive an hide under a table... The green tarmac looks around and walks out again...
Few that was close... said the grey tarmac...
Suddenly the barman calls over: Hang on... If you two are arguing over who is the hardest, why did you hide from him..?
Then the black tarmac replys: Well we're not gonna mess with him, hes a bleedin' Cyclepath...
(Read that out loud to get it)

