22-06-2005, 04:25 PM
jarl Wrote:what can i get rid of straight away?You saying that made me take a look a my Ramarl.... she does look slightly French.... then I noticed she had red shoes which remined me of a story my English teacher from this past year told me:
RAmarl (im not a french whore!)
She and her newlywed husband were honeymooning in Mexico City. They were just walking around the town, hand in hand; people were staring at them as they went by. Finally, one guy who could speak English walked up to the husband and there was a conversation that went like this: Mexican, "You people make me sick!", husband, "What? Why?", Mexican, "Walking around the streets with a hooker like that!", husband, "Hooker!? She's my wife! We're on our honeymoon!", Mexican, "Your wife? Then why is she wearing red shoes?", husband, "I don't know, I guess they look nice. What does that matter?", Mexican, "In some Latino countries, wearing red shoes means that you're a hooker..... This is one of those countries.... *laughs head off, walks away*", *newlyweds head to nearest shoe store*
Moonwraith Wrote:FOmar, it'd give me an excuse to wear a dress in publicYou saying that made me second guess my first choice, but I guess if anyone laughed, you could just give 'em a good ole' Megiding.
Too legit to quit.


