12-07-2005, 05:34 AM
Kashima Wrote:true story this happened around 3:30 am my time saturday i think all i know is they were showing the encore presentation of scryed. Now this late at night im tired and sleepy and my vision is blurred out this world i see this long thin shadow creeping across my floor at high speeds i slap the light on and see the longest blackest millipede ive ever seen in my life.Now i hate bugs especially ones with more than four legs. So im like fine you stay the hell away from me and i act like i dont see you... NO such luck the cocky bastard takes two steps well with all those legs about two hundred steps towards my cot i move to reach for a shoe and he darts toward it cutting off my hand... i reach for a flash light same thing so finally i look over to the sword rack near where i sleep and pick out a nice katar (( think voldos weapon from sc )) i do a combat roll narrowly moving over the long legged fu**er and grabbing it with my back to him . Now i turn around and see something ive never seen before a damn millipede attempt to stand up right. Im like wtf ok scary so i take two steps back and watch the thing the minute it loses balance and lies back down i slam the edge of the katar through it thinking yeah it must be dead...wrong somehow it was still moving around. At this point i decide discretion is the better part of valor and vacuum it up depositing the remains in the toilet and flushing the end !u werent drunk whr u?