30-12-2003, 08:02 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Mini_Bert
Psychiatrist: Does stewie have a history of violence?
Lois:No, hitting peter was the first violent thing he's ever done.
Stewie: Well technically my first act of violence was that time bomb I left ticking in your uterus, happy 50th birthday lois.
HA!
Lmao, that was a great one.
Remember the time when, Peter skips work and takes the kids to a Red Sox game? Peter catches a foul ball and gives it to Stewie:
Stewie: Hey, kid, I trade you my souveneir ball for your souveneir bat. (They trade, stewie hits him with the bat, and takes the ball back)"What did you learn?"
lmao