okie doke people, PSP is better. Why? *takes deep breath*...
1: Plays music
2: plays special psp movies
3: has wide screen
4: has analog
5: can be used to transport hack and modder programs
6: is easily moddable
7: doesn't confuse things with gay stylus
8: will never see a gay pokemon game
9: has analog control
10: will have DECENT final fantasy titles
11: much larger 3rd party support
12: better graphics
13: looks sexier
14: good promise of rpgs, 1st person shooters, racing, sports, and hack and slash
15: has hack and slash
16: Dynasty Warriors (who cares if a 3rd of the screen is a map? its widescreen, people, you have enough screen to see perfectly fine)
17: Standard headphone jack (that's right- STANDARD)
18: uses the sexy UMDs
19: has a badass carrying case
20: has accesories such as a carrying case that recharges battery, adding 9+ hours of gameplay and a cinema station that adds 9+ hours of movie time and speakers
21: will not have any homosexual plumbers on it
bad things? Well, even the gods themselves have some faults. (doesn't need a big breath for this)
1: its made by sony, so it will have faulty models for the first 2 months
2: dead pixels
3: won't have Zelda.
4: ... can't think of anything else.
ok, now lets compare those downsides and upside to those of the DS
advantages:
1: battery life
2: no fear of scratching disc, thus ruining game
3: zelda
4: will have a much higher potential for 1st person shooters (play Metroid Prime: Hunters and you will understand)
5: can play GBA games
6: wireless chat
7: not much else, people- it is made by nintendo
disadvantages (big breath)
1: two screens which can be distracting, thus complication gameplay that need not be complicated
2: pokemon
3: mario
4: gay-ass stylus
5: tiny screens
6: 64-ish crap graphics
7: can't play GB games
8: looks ugly
9: would be embarassing to own
10: can't play movies
11: tiny game chips are easily lost, as they are half the size of a GBA game (as if they weren't small enough)
count those up. An advantage is a point, a disadvantage takes away a point. Who won?
1: Plays music
2: plays special psp movies
3: has wide screen
4: has analog
5: can be used to transport hack and modder programs
6: is easily moddable
7: doesn't confuse things with gay stylus
8: will never see a gay pokemon game
9: has analog control
10: will have DECENT final fantasy titles
11: much larger 3rd party support
12: better graphics
13: looks sexier
14: good promise of rpgs, 1st person shooters, racing, sports, and hack and slash
15: has hack and slash
16: Dynasty Warriors (who cares if a 3rd of the screen is a map? its widescreen, people, you have enough screen to see perfectly fine)
17: Standard headphone jack (that's right- STANDARD)
18: uses the sexy UMDs
19: has a badass carrying case
20: has accesories such as a carrying case that recharges battery, adding 9+ hours of gameplay and a cinema station that adds 9+ hours of movie time and speakers
21: will not have any homosexual plumbers on it
bad things? Well, even the gods themselves have some faults. (doesn't need a big breath for this)
1: its made by sony, so it will have faulty models for the first 2 months
2: dead pixels
3: won't have Zelda.
4: ... can't think of anything else.
ok, now lets compare those downsides and upside to those of the DS
advantages:
1: battery life
2: no fear of scratching disc, thus ruining game
3: zelda
4: will have a much higher potential for 1st person shooters (play Metroid Prime: Hunters and you will understand)
5: can play GBA games
6: wireless chat
7: not much else, people- it is made by nintendo
disadvantages (big breath)
1: two screens which can be distracting, thus complication gameplay that need not be complicated
2: pokemon
3: mario
4: gay-ass stylus
5: tiny screens
6: 64-ish crap graphics
7: can't play GB games
8: looks ugly
9: would be embarassing to own
10: can't play movies
11: tiny game chips are easily lost, as they are half the size of a GBA game (as if they weren't small enough)
count those up. An advantage is a point, a disadvantage takes away a point. Who won?