27-09-2005, 08:44 PM
o my gosh jarl
those r so funny im telling those to all my friends lol........hmmm....
do i have anymore?
Ok i have one,
one day there was a blonde, brunette, and redhead. (they were all married to the same man).
so the 3 of them went to get a job in the C.I.A.
The redhead went up to the guy in charge and this is wat he said.
-ok to get in, you husband is in that here room over there, tied up with duck tape on a chair.take this gun, go in, and shoot him right now. (guy gives redhead gun)
redhead-I CANT DO IT!!!!(girl cries)waaaa
then the brunette went up
head guy-ok you herd me go in there and shoot your man.
(girl walks up to door.)
-I CANT DO IT!!!!waaaaaaaaa
then the blonde came up.
-i can do it boss.
she takes the gun, and goes in.
there is suddenly screams and bangs and bumps and blood on the fogged windows.
the blonde came out sweaty and covered in blood.
blonde-the gun was blank so i killed him with the chair.
LOL!
~note~
The joke is the gun was empty because the boss was just going to see if she had the guts to do it, he didnt really want her to kill him lol.
those r so funny im telling those to all my friends lol........hmmm....
do i have anymore?
Ok i have one,
one day there was a blonde, brunette, and redhead. (they were all married to the same man).
so the 3 of them went to get a job in the C.I.A.
The redhead went up to the guy in charge and this is wat he said.
-ok to get in, you husband is in that here room over there, tied up with duck tape on a chair.take this gun, go in, and shoot him right now. (guy gives redhead gun)
redhead-I CANT DO IT!!!!(girl cries)waaaa
then the brunette went up
head guy-ok you herd me go in there and shoot your man.
(girl walks up to door.)
-I CANT DO IT!!!!waaaaaaaaa
then the blonde came up.
-i can do it boss.
she takes the gun, and goes in.
there is suddenly screams and bangs and bumps and blood on the fogged windows.
the blonde came out sweaty and covered in blood.
blonde-the gun was blank so i killed him with the chair.
LOL!
~note~
The joke is the gun was empty because the boss was just going to see if she had the guts to do it, he didnt really want her to kill him lol.