13-10-2005, 10:02 PM
lol, moonwraith, nice one!!
i like the blonde+husband joke too.
ok, heres a physics joke:
theres a proton and he walks into a bar. the barman goes 'can i help you?' and the proton says, yes, could i have a pint of bitter please? so the barman starts pouring the bitter, and then the proton suddenly goes 'actually, could i have a pint of cider please?' so the barman starts pouring a pint of cider. the proton goes 'actually, can i have a pint of lager please?' and the barman, who is quite annoyed goes 'are you sure' and the proton goes 'im postive.' hahaha!
and an electron comes in, and says to the barman 'your bars rubbish, you smell and your customers are all absolute idiots and i have you all!' and the barman goes, woow! no need to be so negative! (ha)
a neutron then walks in, and he says 'i want to buy everyone here a drink' so the barman goes and gives everyone drinks. and the neutron goes 'how much will that be?' and the barman goes 'nothing' and the neutron is like 'what?' and the barman is like 'you've got no charge' hahaha...
p.s liked the aol vid!
i like the blonde+husband joke too.
ok, heres a physics joke:
theres a proton and he walks into a bar. the barman goes 'can i help you?' and the proton says, yes, could i have a pint of bitter please? so the barman starts pouring the bitter, and then the proton suddenly goes 'actually, could i have a pint of cider please?' so the barman starts pouring a pint of cider. the proton goes 'actually, can i have a pint of lager please?' and the barman, who is quite annoyed goes 'are you sure' and the proton goes 'im postive.' hahaha!
and an electron comes in, and says to the barman 'your bars rubbish, you smell and your customers are all absolute idiots and i have you all!' and the barman goes, woow! no need to be so negative! (ha)
a neutron then walks in, and he says 'i want to buy everyone here a drink' so the barman goes and gives everyone drinks. and the neutron goes 'how much will that be?' and the barman goes 'nothing' and the neutron is like 'what?' and the barman is like 'you've got no charge' hahaha...
p.s liked the aol vid!