10-01-2006, 08:39 PM
There is a rumor that was going around that said that Chuck Norris was defeated by a pirate. In fact this is false. The rumor was started by Chuck Norris to lure more pirates to him.......
Do you believe this?
Instead of being born vaginally, Chuck Norris punched his way out of the womb, punched the doctor, and shortly thereafter grew a beard.
Do you believe this?
It is said that after being born, Chuck Norris had sex with the first nurse he saw, in fact, this was the third time in his life Chuck Norris had had sex.
Do you believe this as well?
Do you believe this?
Instead of being born vaginally, Chuck Norris punched his way out of the womb, punched the doctor, and shortly thereafter grew a beard.
Do you believe this?
It is said that after being born, Chuck Norris had sex with the first nurse he saw, in fact, this was the third time in his life Chuck Norris had had sex.
Do you believe this as well?

