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[Kitsadoodles]

ok.......i didn't know whether to make a new thread for this one or not.....but here it is! the first 3 chapters of my insanely stupid fanfiction! yay! just to let you all know, this is a really crazy story and is not in any way meant to be good plotwise......SO FAR! so, if there is anything that makes no sense at all, or is just not the knid of thing you may want to even look at, than sorry, i understand! but just wait till the next couple of chapters! ok, so without further adeu, here is.........the stupid fanfic! and sorry, i had to cut off half of the last paragraph because it was too long!
In a world full of evil scary monsters that walk all around Ragol, no one is safe…

Chapter 1: Something

“SNaKe! SNaKe! Wake up already! It’s time to go to work!” SNaKe was always snoozing on the couch, waiting for Eva to wake him up. Every night he’d come home to his futuristic apartment, with Eva waiting at the door, his dinner getting cold. He was always out of the house, on missions to make money. Eva worked shorter hours during the day as an assistant for the Ragol army.
SNaKe went to work as an agent in the Ragol military force. He walked to work with his weapons and MAG, ready to work. Today, he didn’t go into his office to find the same old ordinary cup of coffee and his circular eating device with a hole in the middle and sprinkles. He found the principal and his assistant Irene sitting in his office with frowns on their faces. “Turn that frown upside down, silly poo poo heads! What’s wrong?” asked SNaKe. “Something has come up SNaKe. We need your help.”

Chapter 2: The power of friendship

“?????? Why would you need me? I’m not as good as Johnny Pencil Pusher over there!” exclaimed SNaKe. “Well, hello there Mr. Principal, do you need your shoes shined? Are you short on perfectly sharpened pencils? Is SNaKe here bothering you?” said Johnny. “ No, you idiot. I’m fine, my pencils are fine, my shoes are fine, GO AWAY!!!” says the principal as he pushes the pencil pusher eject button. “ Now SNaKe, let’s get back to business. I need you and a team of as many of your partners as you need to invade the Gal Da Val Island sea base. It’s a very risky mission, seeing as there is no way out of the base once you get in. At the end of your mission, we will send a teleporter for you. During the mission, suck it up and get out of there! Now go get your friends and start heading for the first area of your mission, the Central Control Area.”
“ And that’s why you should always use subtraction when trying to make a booma smaller. Any questions children?” *ring ring ring ring ring* “Hello? Who is this? I’m sorry, but I’m in the middle of teaching here.” “It’s SNaKe. You know, from the party. In the bedroom. On the floor. Playing twister. Listen, I need your help. I need YOU to help me infiltrate the sea base on Gal Da Val Island. Pretty Please Danan?” “Kids, could you excuse me for a second?” *kid throws paper ball at Danan’s head* “Listen, SNaKe……I don’t know about this. I have a job, and a life to take care of. Is this mission safe?” “Of course you silly! It’s COMPLETELY safe!” “ Well, I guess they can always call in Johnny Pencil Pusher to be my substitute. Okay. I’ll come.” @_@ happy happy! 2 MEMBERS!
“Ummmm…. Eva….can you come to this…this… ‘thing’…..please?” asked SNaKe. “Of course honey! Things are great! I’ll definitely come!” umm….. 3 MEMBERS!
SNaKe decided to go out to dinner while he thought of who else to invite on the dangerous…errr…super safe mission! As he was waiting for his pie to come, someone sat down behind him. “Umm sir, can you go please move over a little bit? Those pompoms on your hat are tickling me”, said SNaKe. The man turned around and SNaKe saw- one of his bestestestest friends in the whole entire world, Mr. Really Lonely! He was so happy to see him that he jumped out of his seat and gave Really a big hug! “ Really! I’m so happy to see you! It’s been so long since we last met! I missed you!” exclaimed SNaKe really really loudly so that everyone in the whole entire restaurant could hear him. “ Oh! SNaKe! How are you? How’s your umm…relationship?” “Oh, I’m fine. So is Eva. How about you? I’m sure all of the ladies are dying to see you!” “Uhhh…yah…about that…” “Oh, who cares? Ummm… I need your help invading this really ooky spooky sea base that we might not even make it out of alive.” “Why would you need my help? I’m just a nobody.” “Exactly! So if we get in trouble and have to sacrifice someone, you can go instead of one of the people who actually matter! And the best thing is, you won’t be missed!” “Okay….I guess I’ll do it.” Hurray! n_n! 4 MEMBERS!
But SNaKe’s pie still hadn’t come. He got very mad and called for a waitress to come over. “ We’re sorry sir. Your food will be here shortly.” “Wait…I know you from somewhere…Dana! How come you got a job as a waitress?” “Because I lost my job as a secretary. How’s your life going SNaKe?” “Oh, it’s good. Listen, I was just telling my pal Really here about this mission I’ve been asked to go on. You want to come with us? Danan is coming and it pays BIG money.” “OF FREAKIN COURSE I’LL COME! I mean, yes, I’ll come with you.” Super Uper Buper! 5 MEMBERS!
SNaKe got bored of looking for people to come with him on his mission, so he decided to go out on an adventure with the people he had gathered so far. As he was teleporting to the forest, he decided to stop at the playground first. Every big business man needs a break sometimes. He told the rest of his group that he would meet them in the forest. While he was at the playground, he saw 3 little children playing around together. He said hi to them and kept on walking. Then, he realized that these 3 children could help him on his mission! “ Hi kids! How would you like to become super heroes?” “Wowzers, we sure would love to!” Said one kid, a Fomar with short white hair and a black robe. “……………beep ” , said the other, a small light blue Hucaseal with the appearance of a teddy bear. “Yeah, whatever.”, said the third, an evil looking Fomar with absolutely no emotions. Then, the white haired Fomar said, “I’m Kapu-Kapu, and this is my android friend who I named Teddy+Bunny!!!! The other kid is my friend, who told me his name is Hell’s Pride (but I don’t believe him).” “My name is SNaKe!”, said the completely idiotic agent that then took three innocent children on a mission that could possibly get them killed……..

Chapter 3: Ok, let’s get this show on the road!

So, SNaKe, Danan, Mr. Lonely, Kapu-Kapu, Teddy+Bunny!!!, Eva, Hell’s Pride (yeah right….), and Dana marched off into the jungle area of Ragol. It would be a long and hard journey, since these people were mostly all completely stupid and unskilled as hunters. They all had their mags, weapons, and spells ready for action! Then, a Zol Gibbon popped up, and they all got scared! But SNaKe jumped in and smashed it to pieces with his awesome stag cutlery! “Hey, it dropped a rare!”, exclaimed Kapu-Kapu. It turned out to be a club of laconium, so they just left it on the floor. As they continued on through the jungle, they encountered a very rude Humar. He kept killing all the enemies and stealing all the rares! And worst of all, HE HAD A FREAKIN’ TJS! What a son of a b*&@%h! So, to get rid of this guy quickly, Danan used his amazing high level grants technique on the guy, since everyone knows hacking exp stealing HUmars are silly and don’t stand a chance against a force with a brain! He kept yelling at his partner, a RAcaseal using all yellow and blue equipment, to revive him. “You know what. I’ve had enough of you man. You suck.”, said the RAcaseal. Just then, SNaKe got an idea! “Hey, why don’t you join us? No hackers here!” “Oh……ok! My name is Ellie, how about you guys?” After a long period of introduction and mission explanation which I refuse to type, Ellie was a member of team SNaKe! But she was more than just a member to some people *hint hint: someone whose very LONELY!*
After completely wiping out the jungle, the group continued on to the seaside area. There, they met a huge croud of people, making out on the beach! SNaKe decided to talk to someone about what was going on. The only couple not “locking lips” was a pair of a Humar and Hunewearl, who were just staring at the sunset. “Errrr, what is going on?”, asked SNaKe. “Well, this is the only time in 10,000,000 years that the monsters are acting odd and not attacking couples on the beach! Therefore, the beach is packed with live couples.”, said the Hunewearl. This was odd; why would the principal send him on a mission when the enenmies aren’t even out, and the whole sea base is probably packed with guards to keep out drunken teenagers? Oh well, SNaKe decided to invite this couple on a mission, since they seemed to know the place better than anyone else here, who apparently only knows the inside of their lover’s mouth. “My name is BoB, and this is my ‘girlfriend’ Mary.”, said the Humar. He was a bit disturbed when SNaKe whispered to him very softly, “Nice taste in women!” So, the group now continued on with 11 MEMBERS!
So, as the group walked on, getting further and further into the seaside area of Ragol, and closer to the central control area, they started to ponder that strange question; why were they even on this mission? Why now, when they could possibly get killed by a raging group of drunken hunters? And why now, when the tower was completely guarded, and the security is too tight even for one of them to sneak in? Oh well, at least they got to go and have fun together! So, the group finally got past the seaside area, and went straight into the central control area to kick some Sinow Zele buttooski!