How come

[SARGE]

i think they'd run off if they were alive... 'O NOES!! ILL HAVE 2 DIE 4 THIS PERSON IN A MINUTE!! RUN 4 DA HILZ!! LOLZ!'

i mean, would you die for someone that picked you up off the floor and chucked you in their backback? i wouldnt







or maybe they can!

*Peers around intently with a whole bunch of screams coming from his backpack* Huh? What? I am not a Scape Doll Slaverer, I don't keep a horde of scapedolls in my backpack for when I am in a time of need, never letting them see the light of day until I croak... No, I would never starve them, I wouldn't have them in shackles. *little voice says "Yes he would."* SARGE reaches a tazer in his backpack and you hear a thousand voices scream like scared little boys and girls. A sweatdrop forms over his head. "That was my ringtone, it just goes off all the time and I can never keep it shut off."