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[Kitsadoodles]

thanks! that one took me a really long time to do too, and I thought it turned out well!
on to more stuff; I realized I hit a cliffhanger the other night in my story, so I'm gonna post some of it if you ever dare to read it! yes, its gotten VERY silly since the last time I posted it, so...yeah!
I forgot where I left off, so I'm gonna start somewhere in the Gal Gryphon part;

Teddy+Bunny lay lifeless on the ground, her body in pieces from the impact of the giant bird’s tail. The rest of team SNaKe warped in from the newly placed telepipe, and were frozen in awe. “I knew I couldn’t trust you with my android! She was…my bestest friend, and you got her killed! WHHHY!”, yelled Kapu-Kapu as he ran toward his crushed bestest friend. Dana and Danan followed after him, knowing that they could fix something. “Kapu, we’ll be your friends! Don’t worry, its not over yet!”, said Danan. Just then, Ellie walked over to them with a positive look on her face. “Don’t fear. I can save her.” She opened up her torso and pulled from it a bunch of multi-colored wires, which were then plugged into Teddy+Bunny. The small robot was enveloped in a radiant light, as her broken pieces flew back together and she became whole again. Kapu exclaimed, “How did you do that?!” “I was programmed with a robot fixing system that could heal my allies. This way, I would never be alone on the battlefield if traveling with robots. This also gives me the power to reprogram them to serve my will.” “Wait a minute…this all just happened…which means Danan just said he’d be my FRIEND! Wahoooo!”, Kapu shouted as he tugged onto Danan’s sleeve. Danan sighs with an idiot hanging off of his arm.
Anyway, after finishing the battle with Gal Gryphon, the team was transported to a completely new area: The Seabed, Lower Levels. There were many new enemies (and rares!) to find and kill, but the team made it through the first couple or rooms somehow, Kapu on Danan’s sleeve and Teddy running close behind in envy. While running through (after being thrown off of Danan’s arm), Kapu stumbled upon something…literally! There was a computer with tons of information stored on it, all at your fingertips! Buy a new Appleä computer now, only $1999.99!
While searching for some useful information, Kapu found a strange voice message. It said:
“I…I don’t know who will be listening to this. My name is Heathcliff Flowen. We were a small research team sent onto Ragol to investigate its habitability. That was when we encountered ‘IT’. ‘IT’ was a tall, blonde man with flowing hair rippling muscles…I fell for ‘IT’ immediately. While in the ruins, ‘IT’ and I were playing ‘7 minutes in heaven’ in the closest place to heaven—a large field with flowers and whatnot. But we spent more than 7 minutes in the closest place to heaven. As we made out, a woman walked into the field; it was Rico Tyrell, ‘Red Ring Rico’. She was as beautiful as ever, but she was heading toward our couple with an angry face on. I then remembered that Rico and I had a relationship when I was 27 and she was…3 years old. As she approached my lover to attack him, ‘IT’ engulfed Rico and changed into a giant scary monster. As ‘IT’ attacked me, I took much damage (169 HP, to be exact). All of my men had been wiped out by Rico’s angry and crazy melee slashes. I took a giant leap and slashed the monster to the ground. It pained me to see my love go down by my own hands, but…something told me ‘IT’ was still alive somewhere (and maybe Rico too, but I didn’t really care about her) I buried a fake grave for ‘IT’ in my backyard, next to my dog Chippers. I gave ‘IT’ the name Dark Falz, the ‘Dark’ part for Rico and the ‘Falz’ for when my love fell, and its spelled with a Z because that’s how my dawgz do it in the…streets of Pioneer 2.
When I returned to my home on Pioneer 2, I lay in my bed surrounded my hot FOnurses. One of them (was it Tiffany? Or maybe it was Brenda? I don’t remember, they all look the same…) told me that my wounds were infected, and somehow living. I was shocked and appalled, but there was nothing I could do about it so hey, what the hell. The next day, I received a call from the Principal. He sent me into the Gal Da Val Island Sea Base to *fizzskirmicbizzle* Sh- *fizzimicbooglemeimer*
“Sounds like the message broke up”, said Kapu in awe at the disturbingly disturbing story he had just listened to. As he looked around, he realized that everyone else on his party had either left the room to throw up somewhere, or had collapsed in disgust in their lover’s arms. Kapu then started singing “World With Me”, and everyone woke up asking if they were even alive, or if a large dying cat had eaten them. “Apparently, you guys can’t take a good love story, can ya’?” said Kapu, trying his best to hide the fact that he too was about to either collapse or vomit. “This is odd,” said Danan, “Heathcliff Flowen was the last person sent on this mission and he knew exactly why he was sent. SNaKe, did Principal Tyrell tell you what the mission is about?” “Ummm… let’s see…I had some chicken, a salad, some peanuts, and a chocolate chip cookie…what was the question again?” “Teddy then kicked him in the knee in frustration with his stupidity. “ Oh yeah! I remember! …No, he didn’t say anything…only that this mission is super dangerous and Mr. Lonely might not make it back alive!” Mr. Lonely then said, “That lying, cheating Princ- hey, I thought you said I was a good fighter!” “You are! There just always has to be some kind of dramatic sacrifice scene in every good story, so…you volunteered!” *CRASH* “Oh snap, a Delbiter!”
Although Delbiters are no boss, they really pack a punch! The group prepared for a long and hard battle! They were attacking it from all sides when they felt defeated- like there was no hope at getting that special Mushashi. Just then, a giant orange laser came in and saved the day; yes, it was Dr. Jean Carlo Montague and his lovely assistant, Elenor Camuel! But no Mushashi…

Chapter 5: And The Truth Continues…

“He he he he…that was far too easy!” said the annoying jester in his silly high-pitched voice. “But Doctor, you only took off about 3 damage! Team SNaKe did the rest!” said Elenor. “SHUT UP AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH WOMAN!!!” “Okay Doctor, would you like pickles with that?” “NO! But some lettuce would be kind of nice, you know?” “Hey, I know you! You’re that guy that wrote the National Forces Exam for schools around the…hey, wait a minute! I failed that damned hard test! Screw you Montague!” said Kapu as he ran into a flying kick at the Doctor’s head. Teddy stopped him in hope that he wouldn’t try to kick her instead. Dana then pointed out t the group the fact that two of their members were missing! Had they fallen victim to the Delbiter’s death charge of death?
In the next room, the sound of clothes ripping filled the air. “You know you want to live through this Really, don’t you?” “Yes, I do but for what purpose?” “For me.” Said the blue and yellow android tearing off Mr. Lonely’s puffy pants. “Why are you doing this Ellie?” “Because…I love you. I’ve loved you from the moment we first met, and I will always love you.” “No, obviously I know that! What I mean is, isn’t it kind of pointless to attempt to make love to me if you can’t even remove your skirt-like object? Forget that, you can’t even do anything! You’re just an android!” “I know. Actually, I can remove my skirt! Lookie here!” she said, taking off her large metal…object. “But I also know that I am only an android, and nothing can be done about that. The truth is, I’m sorry for being the only one who loves you, but not even being able to feel you touching my body. I’m truly sorry.” “I can’t accept that apology; you have no need to make one at all. There is NOTHING you can do about yourself, and there is NOTHING you, or anyone for that matter, can do about me being ‘Mr. Lonely’! Plus, I should be the one apologizing! Even if you were human, I couldn’t do a thing to please you! I suck at this kind of stuff! That’s why I’m really lonely! So stop apologizing for what you can’t help!” “I’ve known from the start that I couldn’t do anything to you. The fact is, I can still see…but I can’t see why nobody wants you! They must not have seen your enormous-“ “Shh! Someone’s coming!” Ellie rubs her cold metal face against Really’s fleshy blushed skin in an attempted kiss, and then hid behind the stairs in the room she was in.




Happy reading! here, I'll post some more of it up to the really dramatic part: