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[Kitsadoodles]

Hey! Since I've been working insanely hard on my PSO fanfic, and haven't posted it up for a while, I've decided to put up the next few chapters! and by the way...the next few chapters is 8 pages long! MUHA HA! MWUHAHAHAHA!

“W-where are we? What happened?” asked Dana. As she looked around from her safe spot in Danan’s arm, Kapu and Teddy were wrapped in his other arm, Eva was practically crying on SNaKe’s shoulder, Mary was holding tight onto BoB’s body, Ellie and Really were sitting close, staring deep into each other’s eyes, Elenor and Montague were out of pancakes and started cooking some brownies, and Hell’s Pride sat in a corner, alone (this kid was annoying me, let’s not feel bad for him). “Its like a cage…only, a laser barrier, like the ones that hide that annoying box in Addicting Food that no one would ever go to if they didn’t shoot if from across the area after destroying those two Evil Sharks that share the same dot on the radar, only to find a photon drop.” Said Danan, holding tight onto his beloved ones. “How do we get out?” Ellie asked in fear. “One of us could get through the laser barriers and touch that switch over there, if anyone is small enough.” Eva said in a proud tone. “Oh! Oh! Pick me! I’m the smallest here! I’m only 4’6’’!” yelled Kapu. “Hmm…how tall is Hell’s Pride? He looks like he could a bit taller…” “I’m 4’5 ¾. I guess I should go save the group.” He replied. “SCREW YOU!” screamed Kapu as Hell’s Pride slipped through the barriers. He dashed across the room, only to find thousands of Megid and gibarta traps at the other side! As he reached the switch, he also reached…his tragic but unnoticed death.
The group walked across the room, happy and cheering their savior’s name (not like they believed that was his real name, but okay…). As they reached his cold lifeless body, they realized- it was cold and lifeless. “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!” said nobody. Just then, a mysterious figure flew down from the sky. After one look at this person, SNaKe recognized- it was Palli.
“Funny seeing you here, Master.” Said the idiot in a serious and non-idiotic tone. “Funny seeing you at all, SNaKe.” Said Palli, her voice like the darkest corners of the world. “Everyone, meet Palli Falz. The ultimate encarnation of evil. Part Rico, part evil scary monster, Palli rules over all of the toughest and most cruel and heartless enemies of all Ragol- the Rappy.” “I’m surprised you remember. I always thought you were the stupid student.” “Stupid student? You mean there are other students?” asked Eva. “SNaKe was one of the only people I’ve ever taught my dark ways of evil. My three students are SNaKe, Hell’s Pride, and Da-“ Dana struck Palli in anger at what she had heard. “You mean you passed your disgusting evils onto the world? I’ll never allow it! And you’re actually telling me his REAL name is Hell’s Pride?” “Yes, and yes.” Said Palli, pulling out his birth certificate. “Holy crap! What where his parents on when he was born?!” “They told me once, but I forgot…Anyway, I’ve come to claim the ody of my dead student. He was very special to me, and I’ll never forget him. Yadah, yadah, whatever. Be right back, I’m gonna go bury him next to Chippers.” Palli grabbed her student and flew away. The group stood still and thought about what had just happened. To be honest, none of them actually had a clue about that.
After escaping from the laser barrier cage and watching their least favorite member get killed by odd rod-shaped traps, team SNaKe walked further into the Lower Levels of the Gal Da Val Seabed base. “I’m pooped!” Screamed SNaKe. So, the group took a break and sat down for a picnic on the cold, wet, disgusting, hard metal floor. Surprisingly, every member of the group brought a different yummy snack! It was the most perfect picnic; UNTIL THE DELBITERS ATTACKED! Being very used to this by now, and also very hungry, Dr. Montague took out his Chaos Bringer’s rifle and shot the snot out of the ugly jerk-horse-dog-thing. And then he asked for some more pancakes n_n;;
So, going on with the picnic, SNaKe and Eva shared some circular eating devices with holes in the middles and sprinkles, Mary and BoB enjoyed some very delicious monomates, Kapu pigged out on the salads while Teddy watched in envy of the fact that she cannot eat, Really attempted to eat some ice cream without feeling guilty that his lover also could not eat, Montague pigged out on pancakes with absolutely no idea that he might possibly be annoying Elenor, and Dana and Danan just sat together. After a few more seconds of eating, Dana pulled Danan out of the room to talk.
“Danan…what was Palli talking about in there? I mean, about the training someone named Da- and all? That’s not you, is it?” “Nope. Not one bit. I was Palli’s assistant, but not her student. My best friend Da- was her student.” “Oh god. Were his parents high on something too?” “Yes. But I forgot what it was. You see, Da- is…Hell’s Pride’s younger brother.” “But if Hell’s Pride is so young, how old is Da-?” “Well, Hell’s Pride was 10 years old. Da- is 9 ¾ years old. They were born in the same year, but they aren’t twins. I bet you wonder how that happened, but I have no flipping idea!” “I couldn’t even guess. That is the craziest thing…I have ever heard…” “Well, can we go back in? I’m kind of hungry!” Dana and Danan ran back into the picnic room to finally eat. But all the food was gone! So they just started beating the rest of the group with wands.
After the little picnic, team SNaKe once again continued on into the Seabed; Lower Levels. After being sidetracked by the fact that they were all knocked out and put into a cage, they all decided to split up and look for the room where they found the mysterious figure and golden glowing chair. As Mary and BoB ran the opposite way of the rest of the group, they found the room right next to where they were all standing, and called the entire team back to the entrance to the room. Stealthily, SNaKe and Eva (having experience from the ‘Metal Gear’ incident!) ran into the room and took out the octopus shaped guards who, when called ‘octopus shaped guards’ by the group, screamed ‘DOLMDARL!’ at the top of their…wait, they don’t have lungs! Shoot! Anyway, after taking out the guards, the entire group slowly and silently (except for Montague, he ran screaming) towards the chair with the mysterious figure. Because of the Doctor’s idiotic move, the figure turned its chair around- only to reveal its true form.
“Heathcliff Flowen?!” screamed Danan, in pure shock. “Yup. Hey there kids. Could you keep it down, I’m trying to knit!” said the old man, sitting in a solid gold rocking chair. “Tell me- why were you sent here? Your message got disconnected toward the end.” “You mean the end part where I was attempting to act out the play ‘Little Shop of Horrors’ all by myself?” “No…the part where you were about to tell us why you were sent here…” “Oh yeah! I was sent here by the Principal to decorate this place for his daughter. After the WHOLE thing was finished, I finally remembered that Rico was dead, and that the Principal didn’t know that when he sent me here. Yeah, I’m very slow.” “So why isn’t this place pretty?” asked Kapu. “Well, it is! You should’ve seen it before! I didn’t really like Rico after what she did to ‘IT’, so I didn’t try very hard.” “Wait a minute…so you remembered what she did to ‘IT’, but you didn’t remember that she died right after that?” “Well…umm…errr…YOU KIDS SHOULD JUST SHUT UP AND GO TO BED!” With that, Flowen transformed into a giant scary monster called Olga Flow. And so, the battle begins again!

Chapter 6: Prelude to the Greatest Fight of Our Lives!

“Everybody! Battle formation!”, SnaKe yelled as he dodged a swipe from Flowen’s gigantic sword. Just as SnaKe was dodging it, the sword crashed a whole into the floor, and the entire group fell through it onto a giant elevator and Flowen was tossed off of its side and onto the wall. JUST THEN, THE ELEVATOR BROKE IN HALF AND THE GROUP WAS THROWN ONTO A FLOATING BRIDGE, WHICH ALSO BROKE INTO MANY PIECES WHICH EACH FIGHTER JUMPED ONTO, FROM PIECE TO PIECE. Just kidding, that would be far too dramatic. Anyway, Olga swung his sword, shot his launcher, and knit his sweater. Team SnaKe was struggling to win this fight! Even a blast from Montague’s giant gun couldn’t kill this monster! At the very moment when the group felt defeated, a giant light crashed through the elevator and broke it in half, also knocking Flow off of the wall and onto the cold, hard ground. Only a long, high pitched scream could be heard (I bet you can guess who’s that is!) as Danan, Kapu, Dana, Eva, Mary, BoB, SnaKe, Teddy, Montague, Elenor, Ellie, and Really fell to their dooms.
“Kapu, I’m sorry I couldn’t stay with you any longer, but this is something I must do.” “Wh-what are you doing?! What’s going to-” Before he could even finish his sentence, Kapu was enveloped in a ball of glowing light, along with the rest of his team. “Teddy! Stop it!” But Teddy had already broken apart, her pieces flying all around to reveal a strange light inside of the place where her body used to be.