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“Me? I mean, I know I’m the only on here that can do this, but do you really think I can actually do it?” Eva replied, “SNaKe…I believe in you! There’s nothing you can’t do! Who’s my little shnookipums, huh?” “I am! LET’S DO IT!” With that, the group flew back down to the area where Palli died in order to perform the spell. “This is it, Danan,” said SNaKe, “you’ll cast Reverser, and I’ll cast Ryuker, and then we’ll be…done!” “Got it!” The entire room was silent as the spell was beginning.
A large, glowing light appeared as Danan cast Reverser, which was soon swallowed up by SNaKe’s Ryuker. Before the group could even start ‘oooo-ing and aaaah-ing’ a huge explosion of light engulfed the room, so that nothing could be seen. All that could be heard was Kapu singing, “Whyyyyy, can I still see the light…” But Danan was too occupied to stop him. The light faded away, and Palli appeared before them, standing upright and running towards Heathcliff. “…Thank you.”
“Well,” SNaKe began, “Palli’s alive again, Da-‘s got the Red Ring, and we now know how to bring souls back from the dead. Now what?” “Now, we figure out a way to get out of here!” Danan replied as he shoved his fist into Kapu’s face. “Hey! Maybe Cal knows what this mission is all about!” said Mary. “Yeah!” SNaKe replied, “let’s go ask the computer!” So, they once again flew BoB’s plane out of the garbage dump and back up to their mechanical friend. “Hey again, buddies! What do you need now?” SNaKe replied, “We need to know what this mission is really about.” “Okay, lemme just-” And before Cal could even finish his sentence, two large mysterious figures crashed through the wall and uprooted the giant computer, throwing him down the giant hole of death! “WHEEEEE!” Calus screamed as he fell to his death. “Palli! You fly down there and save Cal! We’ll take care of these guys!” Heathcliff screamed. So, she flew down into the depths of the black hole to save the life of a friend. Before SNaKe could even ask why he had done it, the mysterious figures had turned around to reveal their faces…the faces of Principal Tyrell and Natasha Milarose.

Chapter 8: Truth

“Wha….what in the world is going ON?!” Kapu screamed as he realized whom these two people in front of him were. SNaKe signaled the group to run out of the room, to avoid getting caught up in his and the Principal’s business. Danan grabbed Kapu to stop him from screaming and dashed back into the warp, following the rest of team SNaKe. For some reason, Eva stayed behind. “SNaKe…what’s your problem is my problem too! I’m staying!” “Duh, okay! (What just happened?)”
SNaKe began to question the two mysterious leaders. “Why are you here anyway? Wait, forget that! Why am I here?” Principal Tyrell began to answer, “That is none of your concern. Where is Heathcliff?” Eva bellowed out, “What do you mean, ‘that’s none of your concern’?! SNaKe here risked his life, and the safety of his team, trying to do something that he’s not even sure of! Now, if you two want to escape with your lives, I suggest you tell us what in the hell is going on!” “SILENCE!” Natasha screamed as she ran at Eva with a swift attack, which was stealthily dodged by Eva as she started a one-on-one fist-fight with the annoying tall-haired freak. “So, SNaKe, you wish to know why you’re here? Fine. I suppose you deserve to know, if I’m going to take you and your entire team down anyway. You see, Heathcliff was assigned to take on the mission of decorating this place for my daughter. When he failed, word leaked that he had killed my daughter after she had mutated into a giant monster. So, I continued to look for him, until I figured out that he was still here! Knowing that my buddy Heathcliff is a very easily agitated man, I sent you and whatever losers you could find in here, to make him mad and eventually end up having to kill him. All of the hunters outside…are undercover members of the Ragol army, waiting to attack if you should fail. I came down here to see to it that he is killed, but now that you know that…I’ll have to take you out myself.”
And so, the battle began. Eva was still fist-fighting Natasha, but they drew their weapons knowing that the time came for team SNaKe to be eliminated. SNaKe took out his weapon too, while the Principal took out his Elysion (or whatever that blue thing is in the end credits for Episode 1) Not knowing their enemies, SNaKe and Eva decided to join forces instead of fighting the two alone, so they jumped back together and nodded their heads in agreement. Just as the fighters were all about to fly into each other, Palli came back up, carrying an unfamiliar figure. “Palli! I told you to save Calus! GOSH!” SNaKe screamed at her in anger. “Oh, don’t worry. I did.” She said as she threw the unfamiliar FOmar onto the battlefield. “Hey everybody! This is my human form! …sexy?” “No…not really…listen, if this is what you meant, I’m not into guys…okay, never mind.” SNaKe replied confusedly to the odd situation. “Well…Elly thought it was, so MEH!” Cal finished that sentence with a giant blast of light which streaked across the floor and flew right into the enemies. “Ouch! My pride!” Screamed the Principal as he flew across the room and into the wall. After recovering from her hit, Natasha yelled and attempted a jumping slash, but was stopped by Palli’s giant wand of DOOM! With that as a distraction, the Principal threw his Elysion like a boomerang, knocking SNaKe, Eva, and Calus off of their feet while Palli fought to stop Natasha. ‘The Jerk’ Tyrell then ran up to the three grounded heroes and kicked them off the edge, forcing them to hang on for their lives!
“Guys…” SNaKe began, “…we’re really going to die here, aren’t we? Wait a minute…if pie is to fly, and Slim Jim is to swim, then we might just be able to combine a pie and a Slim Jim to create a flying motorboat to get us out of here!” “SNaKe, where are we going to get a pie and a Slim Jim? Wait a minute, who cares?! That entire plan makes no sense at all!” Eva screamed frantically as she held on to the ledge with her last bits of strength. “What do you think, Calus?” “(What am I thinking? If I don’t get out of here, I’ll never see Elly again! Elly…”You can do it Calus! I believe in you!” That’s it! Anything is possible if we believe!)” “Cal? What’s wrong?” “Guys! I just thought of- GYAAAAH!” Calus screamed as the principal’s giant shoe stomped his hand, causing him to lose his grip and fall to his death. “WHEEEEE!” So SNaKe, Eva, and Palli…knew he was gone forever. “Wait!” The Principal began, “Where’s that satisfying splash noise? The one that occurs when he hits the water? Why isn’t it happening right now? Why am I copying lines from Peter Pan? But seriously, where is it?!” Just then, a giant figure rose from the abyss…It was Olga Flow, carrying Calus and the rest of Team SNaKe on his back! “We could never let you guys handle the fight all alone, so we- oh boy, you two are hanging off of a ledge…ok, skip the speech!” The annoying, very hyper Dr. Montague leaped off of the giant monster’s back and grabbed the two of them, and was then caught by the giant monster’s…giant hand! “Okay guys…what just happened. I mean, LET’S GET ‘EM! AWOOOOOOOH!” Olga Flow jumped up, throwing the entire team off of his back and onto the battlefield. This fight had now truly begun.