Kid gets arrested for opening his christmas pressies early!

[nomercy]

If I were to have Kids that opened their presents early then:
1: Call the cops
2: Take them to court
3: have them sent to Prison for thinking time
4: When they come home, they'll be full grown and matured plus strong.
5: They are strong and they can kill people D:

I don't want to be your kid either.:S

Not that I open presents early mind you, but so far people scare me here. And Faulkie and onions? *holds out plate* Please.