12-01-2007, 06:52 PM
Faulkie Wrote:You are sick. You are actually sick.
Nobody dying is ever funny. Ever.
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- I'm not saying this death was funny, though.
Anyway, this incident clearly proves video games are the spawn of the devil. I always wondered what that red glow coming from my cube was. I always wondered why it could fly, and inspire me to kill people, and why it had demonic horns.
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Oh wait, that's what real satan spawn would be like, and in actual fact that is nothing like a gamecube.
Also, satan does not exist. Therefore his spawn does not exist. Therefore saying that videogames are satanspawn is to say that they don't exist, and if they don't exist they can't cause any problems.
*gives self a medal*
IMO anyone who plays GTA and believes that a kevlar jacket will protect them for a 230mph superbike crash into a lamp post, for the sake of our gene pool they deserve what they get.
Anyway they're not people, they're chavs. What do you call it when a chav dies? Community service is what.
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