The Theory of the World

[Kitsadoodles]

Okay, about the cows, no. I have no real proof, but I think I can safely say that it was not a form of alien attack. Just because these people wherever really stick to their stories, doesn't mean their stories are true!
And about the whole girl thing, yes. I think you're right. Girls tend not to use a physical form of attack and defense, which in my opinion is a more evolved form of violence and pain. The only problem is that only the attackers are using their logic and reason to attack, while the defenders prefer violence. That's why there are people that say that girls mess with your head! The only way to land a successful attack is if the victim doesn't defend him/her/dog with good typing skill's self, so someone with the logic that they need will attack anyone vulnerable when needed. This is just an explanation from my personal experience, as a girl that gets yelled at a lot for messing with peoples' heads!
And yes, Starburst are hard to chew with braces. You're also not supposed to, but I guess we do it anyway.