12-09-2007, 12:10 AM
Your post has saddened me to the point of a mere scratching at my wrists with my fingernails as I moan pathetically. I will also procede to dye my hair black and spend hours at a time each morning fixing it to make it look as though I cried myself to sleep the night before because my parents hate me (they wouldn't buy me those new pair of shoes), and because my attempt to OD with three Tylenol failed.
